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Orrex

(66,908 posts)
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 06:57 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Died of boredom after rewatching his SOTU address?

Died of exhaustion after staying awake for an unprecedented 104 consecutive minutes?

Assassinated and replaced by John Barron?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #1
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Yesterday #4
I have a dream surfered Yesterday #7
Nice dream! niyad Yesterday #9
One day closer... MiHale Yesterday #2
Stroked out worrying about 3rd impeachment & prison? SheltieLover Yesterday #3
No but malaise Yesterday #5
No but Coldwater Yesterday #6
You nearly owed me a keyboard! orange creature and conscience in the niyad Yesterday #10
Crushed to ded in a coal mine collapse while trying to hide Epstein files. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
"Raise your hands (or nod) if you want it to be TODAY!" hlthe2b Yesterday #11
May it be so! niyad Yesterday #12
Today would be good! SheltieLover Yesterday #13
Killed by dozens of undeserved medals and fake awards falling off the shelf onto his head? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #14
Aren't there tree trimmers near the White House? With wood chippers? CaptainTruth Yesterday #15
Just his MW67 Yesterday #16
Well, it won't be a heart attack because he doesn't have a heart Grim Chieftain Yesterday #17

niyad

(131,303 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 07:14 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(294,942 posts)
5. No but
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 07:34 AM
Yesterday

those victims and survivors will have the last laugh.
His children and grandchildren will rush to change their names back to that of hisvile grandfather Drumfh.

Coldwater

(1,202 posts)
6. No but
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 07:44 AM
Yesterday

the former Norwegian Prime Minister Thorbjørn Jagland named in Epstein files was hospitalized following a 'suicide attempt'

If trump had a conscience, well who knows

niyad

(131,303 posts)
10. You nearly owed me a keyboard! orange creature and conscience in the
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 08:11 AM
Yesterday

same sentence???

LymphocyteLover

(9,679 posts)
14. Killed by dozens of undeserved medals and fake awards falling off the shelf onto his head?
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 09:13 AM
Yesterday

Would be sweet karma...

CaptainTruth

(8,140 posts)
15. Aren't there tree trimmers near the White House? With wood chippers?
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 09:16 AM
Yesterday

"Come here & look at this, sir."

MW67

(128 posts)
16. Just his
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 09:51 AM
Yesterday

Brain, the rest of him is still moving around repeating lies like on autopilot, the good news is his time is rapidly coming to an end ,but hopefully not before he can fully destroy the Republican party's electability for a generation or so

Grim Chieftain

(1,541 posts)
17. Well, it won't be a heart attack because he doesn't have a heart
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 10:32 AM
Yesterday

Won't be a stroke because he doesn't have a brain. Just let it be now. Now would be good.

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