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Orrex

(66,710 posts) Fri Jan 16, 2026, 07:13 AM 21 hrs ago

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Tripped over Machado while she was shamelessly prostrating herself before him?

Stroked out upon learning that he still doesn't actually have a Nobel?

Killed by flash-bang when he wanted to see what all the fuss is about?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 21 hrs ago OP

with Putin announcing trumps plan will lead to WW3... samnsara 20 hrs ago #1

Buried by baubles WestMichRad 20 hrs ago #2

Strangled himself with meaningless nobel ribbon? SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #3

You win the thread today malaise 19 hrs ago #8

Ty! Can't you just see slobby twisting it around to see it shine? SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #10

#1. 😁 surfered 19 hrs ago #4

Greenland offers Trump a Viking funeral and says they could be ready tomorrow surfered 19 hrs ago #5

Perfect! The bigliest ever...to fit his fat ass. SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #11

No but malaise 19 hrs ago #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #7

Save it to celebrate the Viking funeral🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 19 hrs ago #9

Definitely! Biggest world-wide party ever! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #13

or for the nights when we see these results malaise 16 hrs ago #15

Hold the vision please SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #12

Machado's framed Nobel medal slips out of his tiny hands and the broken glass slashes a major artery Blue Owl 17 hrs ago #14

The POS has even demanded her "Best in Show ribbon..." hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #16

Lol SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #18

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote 12 hrs ago #17