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Orrex

(66,710 posts) Fri Jan 16, 2026, 07:13 AM 8 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Tripped over Machado while she was shamelessly prostrating herself before him?

Stroked out upon learning that he still doesn't actually have a Nobel?

Killed by flash-bang when he wanted to see what all the fuss is about?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 8 hrs ago OP
with Putin announcing trumps plan will lead to WW3... samnsara 8 hrs ago #1
Buried by baubles WestMichRad 8 hrs ago #2
Strangled himself with meaningless nobel ribbon? SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #3
You win the thread today malaise 6 hrs ago #8
Ty! Can't you just see slobby twisting it around to see it shine? SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #10
#1. 😁 surfered 7 hrs ago #4
Greenland offers Trump a Viking funeral and says they could be ready tomorrow surfered 7 hrs ago #5
Perfect! The bigliest ever...to fit his fat ass. SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #11
No but malaise 7 hrs ago #6
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 7 hrs ago #7
Save it to celebrate the Viking funeral🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 6 hrs ago #9
Definitely! Biggest world-wide party ever! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #13
or for the nights when we see these results malaise 3 hrs ago #15
Hold the vision please SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #12
Machado's framed Nobel medal slips out of his tiny hands and the broken glass slashes a major artery Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #14
The POS has even demanded her "Best in Show ribbon..." hlthe2b 3 hrs ago #16
We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote 17 min ago #17

samnsara

(18,729 posts)
1. with Putin announcing trumps plan will lead to WW3...
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Fri Jan 16, 2026, 07:26 AM
8 hrs ago

...Im hoping....


pushed out a window

given a poisoned mc burger

a dart to the back

droned while playing golf

a bleeding ulcer from all that asprin

whacked by Barron

SheltieLover

(76,993 posts)
10. Ty! Can't you just see slobby twisting it around to see it shine?
Reply to malaise (Reply #8)
Fri Jan 16, 2026, 09:13 AM
6 hrs ago

Yuck. Disgusting image, I know...

niyad

(129,796 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Fri Jan 16, 2026, 08:41 AM
7 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Blue Owl

(58,226 posts)
14. Machado's framed Nobel medal slips out of his tiny hands and the broken glass slashes a major artery
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Fri Jan 16, 2026, 10:32 AM
5 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(112,922 posts)
16. The POS has even demanded her "Best in Show ribbon..."
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Fri Jan 16, 2026, 12:20 PM
3 hrs ago

(and the Rottweiler, German Shepherds, American Staffordshires, and English Bulldogs are on the way to get it back--{and more})...

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