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malaise

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3. Split in half as he arrived in Greenland

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:10 AM

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planning to celebrate American imperialism.
His right heel got stuck in sticky snow as he touched the ground while descending his imperial plane and both legs spreadeagled as he crashed to oblivion and landed on his orange face. KaBOOM! A bright orange mark was left on the snow.
The Inuit cheered as did the entire planet.😀

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