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Orrex

(66,727 posts) Thu Jan 15, 2026, 06:42 AM Thursday

Is he dead yet?

Taken out by assassins from Belgium?
Taken out by assassins from Canada?
Taken out by assassins from Denmark?
Taken out by assassins from France?
Taken out by assassins from Iceland?
Taken out by assassins from Italy?
Taken out by assassins from Luxembourg?
Taken out by assassins from Netherlands?
Taken out by assassins from Norway?
Taken out by assassins from Portugal?
Taken out by assassins from United Kingdom?
Taken out by assassins from Greece?
Taken out by assassins from Turkey?
Taken out by assassins from Germany?
Taken out by assassins from Spain?
Taken out by assassins from Czechia?
Taken out by assassins from Hungary?
Taken out by assassins from Poland?
Taken out by assassins from Bulgaria?
Taken out by assassins from Estonia?
Taken out by assassins from Latvia?
Taken out by assassins from Lithuania?
Taken out by assassins from Romania?
Taken out by assassins from Slovakia?
Taken out by assassins from Slovenia?
Taken out by assassins from Albania?
Taken out by assassins from Croatia?
Taken out by assassins from Montenegro?
Taken out by assassins from North Macedonia?
Taken out by assassins from Finland?
Taken out by assassins from Sweden?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Thursday OP
You forgot Zululand. mahatmakanejeeves Thursday #1
penguin assassins from the Heard and McDonald Islands would be pretty cool LymphocyteLover Thursday #10
Like this surfered Thursday #11
What about the 75 nations that the State Department suspend visa processing for? TexasTowelie Thursday #2
Split in half as he arrived in Greenland malaise Thursday #3
Sadly, I don't believe so...yet. SheltieLover Thursday #4
But taken out in such a way as ... MiHale Thursday #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Thursday #6
The day may be young, but sadly, I'm not. Can't wait much lomger surfered Thursday #12
Denmark might go all Hamlet on him. IronLionZion Thursday #7
I Hope the something rotten is Trump's rotting corpse surfered Thursday #13
Nicely played malaise Thursday #14
Good pun. yellow dahlia Thursday #28
How I miss DUer pinboy3niner malaise Thursday #29
He must have been before my time. yellow dahlia Thursday #30
Here malaise Thursday #31
A nice tribute. yellow dahlia Thursday #32
where are the made in America assassins? What happened to America first??? LymphocyteLover Thursday #8
Attacking Minneapolis, no doubt Wicked Blue Thursday #26
I wish for trump to die from a long slow death. Omnipresent Thursday #9
With the nurse that says "Quiet, Piggy" when he asks for pain meds Blue Owl Thursday #20
.... Omnipresent Thursday #23
In a prison hospital Wicked Blue Thursday #25
Apparently, bagimin Thursday #15
Melaaaaaniaaaaaaaah makes him a special smoothie. Hemlock. twodogsbarking Thursday #16
"My guys headed to Iceland & Greenland... NATO reinforcements against orange menace!" hlthe2b Thursday #17
Go get him! MustLoveBeagles Thursday #22
NOT. SOON. ENOUGH. Dulcinea Thursday #18
You're on my wavelength, Orrex Blue Owl Thursday #19
Does it matter anymore? BWdem4life Thursday #21
Taken out by assassins from Iran Wicked Blue Thursday #24
My cousins in Luxembourg and Belgium would be thrilled. greatauntoftriplets Thursday #27

mahatmakanejeeves

(68,444 posts)
1. You forgot Zululand.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 06:49 AM
Thursday

Clearly what we need is a country named after Xavier Cugat.

And good morning.

TexasTowelie

(125,771 posts)
2. What about the 75 nations that the State Department suspend visa processing for?
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:08 AM
Thursday

I suspect that there are some non-NATO countries that would relish getting in on the action.

malaise

(293,291 posts)
3. Split in half as he arrived in Greenland
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:10 AM
Thursday

planning to celebrate American imperialism.
His right heel got stuck in sticky snow as he touched the ground while descending his imperial plane and both legs spreadeagled as he crashed to oblivion and landed on his orange face. KaBOOM! A bright orange mark was left on the snow.
The Inuit cheered as did the entire planet.😀

MiHale

(12,664 posts)
5. But taken out in such a way as ...
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:27 AM
Thursday

To not make him into a martyr. Some people have a tendency to turn assassinated leaders into heroes.

niyad

(129,864 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:40 AM
Thursday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,866 posts)
12. The day may be young, but sadly, I'm not. Can't wait much lomger
Reply to niyad (Reply #6)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:59 AM
Thursday

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

IronLionZion

(50,869 posts)
7. Denmark might go all Hamlet on him.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:47 AM
Thursday

"To be, or not to be," "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark," and "To thine own self be true,"

yellow dahlia

(4,768 posts)
30. He must have been before my time.
Reply to malaise (Reply #29)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 05:34 PM
Thursday

I will ask Mr. Dahlia. He has been a DUer for a long time. And Mr. Dahlia loves puns and "dad" jokes.

Omnipresent

(7,319 posts)
9. I wish for trump to die from a long slow death.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:49 AM
Thursday

While laying in a hospital bed, while watching the next President dismantle all of his shitstained achievements!

hlthe2b

(112,977 posts)
17. "My guys headed to Iceland & Greenland... NATO reinforcements against orange menace!"
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2026, 09:43 AM
Thursday

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