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Orrex

(66,712 posts) Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:28 AM Monday

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Is he dead yet? [View all]

Stroked out in rage over Ken Jennings' rejection of him?

Stroked out in dementia that he can't remember who Ken Jennings is?

Fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Washington, DC zoo and died when the gorillas threw him out again?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday surfered Monday #3

There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell dalton99a Monday #2

Satan is afraid Trump would take his job surfered Monday #7

+1 dalton99a Monday #8

Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening. generalbetrayus Monday #17

Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies surfered Monday #4

Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today... SheltieLover Monday #5

Still a whole afternoon! electric_blue68 Monday #22

11 hrs left SheltieLover Monday #23

No but malaise Monday #6

Leapin Water Buffaloes! hlthe2b Monday #9

No, but don't stop asking. milestogo Monday #10

Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury... MiHale Monday #11

Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off. twodogsbarking Monday #12

greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Monday #13

Greetings, night shift. niyad Monday #14

"" AllaN01Bear Monday #15

Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently, generalbetrayus Monday #16

He deserves torture tonekat Monday #18

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Monday #19

Neriuppungami. Harker Monday #20

Can't happen soon enough. LetMyPeopleVote Monday #21

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