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Orrex

(66,710 posts) Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:28 AM Monday

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Is he dead yet?

Stroked out in rage over Ken Jennings' rejection of him?

Stroked out in dementia that he can't remember who Ken Jennings is?

Fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Washington, DC zoo and died when the gorillas threw him out again?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday surfered Monday #3

There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell dalton99a Monday #2

Satan is afraid Trump would take his job surfered Monday #7

+1 dalton99a Monday #8

Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening. generalbetrayus Monday #17

Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies surfered Monday #4

Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today... SheltieLover Monday #5

Still a whole afternoon! electric_blue68 Monday #22

11 hrs left SheltieLover Monday #23

No but malaise Monday #6

Leapin Water Buffaloes! hlthe2b Monday #9

No, but don't stop asking. milestogo Monday #10

Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury... MiHale Monday #11

Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off. twodogsbarking Monday #12

greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Monday #13

Greetings, night shift. niyad Monday #14

"" AllaN01Bear Monday #15

Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently, generalbetrayus Monday #16

He deserves torture tonekat Monday #18

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Monday #19

Neriuppungami. Harker Monday #20

Can't happen soon enough. LetMyPeopleVote Monday #21

niyad

(129,802 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:30 AM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,767 posts)

3. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:32 AM

Monday

dalton99a

(92,331 posts)

2. There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:32 AM

Monday

surfered

(11,767 posts)

7. Satan is afraid Trump would take his job

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:45 AM

Monday

dalton99a

(92,331 posts)

8. +1

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:46 AM

Monday

generalbetrayus

(1,519 posts)

17. Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening.

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:00 AM

Monday

surfered

(11,767 posts)

4. Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:37 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(77,009 posts)

5. Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:41 AM

Monday

electric_blue68

(26,054 posts)

22. Still a whole afternoon!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 01:21 PM

Monday

SheltieLover

(77,009 posts)

23. 11 hrs left

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #22)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 01:55 PM

Monday

malaise

(293,156 posts)

6. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

Monday

all those Be Good memes may be the last straw.
How do you label Be Good pins as weapons of leftist terrorists?

hlthe2b

(112,937 posts)

9. Leapin Water Buffaloes!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:31 AM

Monday

"Enough already! Step aside!"

milestogo

(22,650 posts)

10. No, but don't stop asking.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:32 AM

Monday

I think it will happen soon.

MiHale

(12,651 posts)

11. Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:46 AM

Monday

Buh, bye!

twodogsbarking

(17,632 posts)

12. Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:47 AM

Monday

Crushed by a giant golden globe.

AllaN01Bear

(28,658 posts)

13. greetings from the night shift.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:00 AM

Monday

dang nabbit jim kirk.(in the voice of dr. macoy) not a chance .hem.

niyad

(129,802 posts)

14. Greetings, night shift.

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:28 AM

Monday

AllaN01Bear

(28,658 posts)

15. ""

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:33 AM

Monday

generalbetrayus

(1,519 posts)

16. Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:57 AM

Monday

only in real life it collided with Air Force One in flight.

tonekat

(2,462 posts)

18. He deserves torture

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:01 AM

Monday

He's that bad of a person. I want him to suffer.

Dulcinea

(9,710 posts)

19. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:09 AM

Monday

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

Harker

(17,460 posts)

20. Neriuppungami.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:16 AM

Monday

LetMyPeopleVote

(175,409 posts)

21. Can't happen soon enough.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 12:22 PM

Monday

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