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LakeVermilion

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1. Do it! DO IT!

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 02:58 PM

Jan 9

Actually, he had his chances in the late 60's. But those f'ng bone spurs and the need to take the STD war on, kept him off the helicopters.

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Trump says he's been wondering if he could slide down a helicopter rope like SEAL Team 6 -- [View all] riversedge Jan 9 OP

Do it! DO IT! LakeVermilion Jan 9 #1

Do it ! dweller Jan 9 #2

Yep! Grim Chieftain Jan 9 #35

Proceed. /nt bucolic_frolic Jan 9 #3

Yes! Yes you can!! You will be adored as the manliest ever!!! Strelnikov_ Jan 9 #4

Pay Per Vue chelsea0011 Jan 9 #5

Oh hell yes! And since he's the King, he should get a much longer rope than others -- 2 scoops, right? 0rganism Jan 9 #6

Go for it Donny Botany Jan 9 #7

He said slide, not rappel. niyad Jan 9 #30

Fine slide down that rope, get some nasty rope burns, and then fall to your ????. Botany Jan 9 #48

Doing that slide over the ocean. . . niyad Jan 9 #55

Oh, I hadn't yet heard he had trump swag! electric_blue68 Jan 9 #58

I read it on the internet so it has to be true. Botany Jan 9 #71

Do it, Donnie! ProudMNDemocrat Jan 9 #8

If he wants to try it, he can do so with my blessings Vogon_Glory Jan 9 #9

Obama would have been brave enough to do it Jerry2144 Jan 9 #10

He should do it. He's such an idiot. Srkdqltr Jan 9 #11

Jump, you fucker! Kid Berwyn Jan 9 #12

Go for it Donny Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 9 #13

Just shove him out of the aircraft... EarthFirst Jan 9 #14

The OP and thread are comedy gold 🪙 MustLoveBeagles Jan 9 #15

Please do. milestogo Jan 9 #16

Blackburn was "my" sweetheart, Orlando Bloom, in Ilsa Jan 9 #42

OMG, I adore him. milestogo Jan 9 #45

Of course Trump could do that. democrank Jan 9 #17

"the first man to surface with a block in each hand". I actually believe that Jerry2144 Jan 9 #57

Like a regular Harry Houdinu, or David Copperfield! electric_blue68 Jan 9 #61

1) Attach rope securely around neck Conjuay Jan 9 #18

That's what a REAL orange he-man would do. Am I right? I suggest the Rose Garden slab as a landing spot. Vinca Jan 9 #19

Nah, somewhere out in the ocean. niyad Jan 9 #39

Do it! About 50 feet should prove the concept... Wounded Bear Jan 9 #20

I know he can do it. He should. It will impress the whole word Autumn Jan 9 #21

He's starting to believe the AI maga-porn depictions of himself Maru Kitteh Jan 9 #22

Yes! And I have some old thin yarn his little hands Ilsa Jan 9 #23

Do it Humpty Dumpty! sheshe2 Jan 9 #24

Replicate that scene from Scarface with the rope and helicopter Kaleva Jan 9 #25

Yeah, I would pay to see that! HappyH Jan 9 #26

One way to know for sure. eShirl Jan 9 #27

C'mon fat fuck, strap in and fucking jump you piece of shit Blue Owl Jan 9 #28

Please try it. Message to pilot bluestarone Jan 9 #29

I'll bet he does it better than any Seal operative ever. Probatim Jan 9 #31

Give him the VC treatment. Jacson6 Jan 9 #32

Do it! do it! preferably out over the ocean. Does blubber float, though? niyad Jan 9 #33

Woe be to the stunt coordinator GopherGal Jan 9 #34

It's called fast roping, you fucking pedophile Aviation Pro Jan 9 #36

Hey don, wanna look like a tougher guy than the seals? Instead of a rope use a bungee cord. Dave Bowman Jan 9 #37

I'd pay to watch that! Ocelot II Jan 9 #38

He'll never be as good as canetoad Jan 9 #40

Somebody's just got to convince him that his bloated cankles will absorb the impact. LudwigPastorius Jan 9 #41

I say we let him try Sailingdiver Jan 9 #43

Watch this video, Donald, and see that Pete Hegseth did the rope thing on "Southpark" recently. Your turn. FadedMullet Jan 9 #44

Forget the rope. Just push him out. sakabatou Jan 9 #46

I love this thread so much that I Rec'ed every reply. nt Ilsa Jan 9 #47

Spurious News: Naval Air Systems Command refuses Trump's request to "slide down a rope" from a helicopter jmowreader Jan 9 #49

I wish I could SADAR Jan 9 #52

Oh please Rebl2 Jan 9 #50

Lets let trump try to do this. LetMyPeopleVote Jan 9 #51

Please try! pandr32 Jan 9 #53

Please proceed! moose65 Jan 9 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jan 9 #56

says the guy who needs two hands to lift a glass of water to his fishlips Skittles Jan 9 #59

Of course he can. Swede Jan 9 #60

Please proceed Deminpenn Jan 9 #62

Just remember practice makes perfect SomedayKindaLove Jan 9 #63

shit splatters. onethatcares Jan 9 #64

I'm thinking he'll bust open like a watermelon Kaleva Jan 9 #65

He should go for it. LisaL Jan 9 #66

Let the man proceed malaise Jan 9 #67

Right now, any number of MAGA chud incel "alpha" males are furiously masturbating flvegan Jan 9 #68

Put him in a helicopter and let him try it. Quiet Em Jan 9 #69

Or slide all the way down from the Space Station, like a true Space Force Commander. GreenWave Jan 9 #70

Do it Dumpy! mcar Jan 9 #72

Squeal Team Shit Solly Mack Jan 9 #73

Just tell him he could be the first EVAH to win the Nobel Prize for Bravery! Totally Tunsie Jan 9 #74