Actually, he had his chances in the late 60's. But those f'ng bone spurs and the need to take the STD war on, kept him off the helicopters.

You fat fuck
Break a neck



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I'll supply the grease!

I’ll pay anything

Someone, please encourage this random, spastic, guaranteed-100%-not-insane fantasy. Make it so!

Please just do it. You have to have real strength and balance to rappel down rope.
Just do it Donny.

Donny killed that woman Ms. Good, in Minneapolis as sure as if he shot her himself. The ICE
officer’s house had Trump gear, Trump flags, and his brain was so fucked up with real Trump
Derangement Syndrome that he saw her as the enemy and he was fighting for America.

We have millions of Americans who think the same way as that ICE officer.

Better make sure he has at least two diapers on. He will be shitting his pants before he rappels down that rope.

preferably from a height of thirty feet or more.

Trump, are you less of a man than President Obama?

Look out, below.

You only live once.

…he’ll figure it out.

If not…

…oh well.

Just like Blackburn in Blackhawk Down: (at 1:00 into it)

one of his earlier roles.

The real life Blackburn actually survived this fall, but it took him a long time to recover. And it was at the beginning of his first mission.

Some people say he could even do that right over the ocean with cinder blocks tied to each ankle and be the first man to surface with a block in each hand. Trump is the healthiest president in the history of presidents, so I say he should give it a go.

because your shit floats after a high-fat meal. And what's a bigger fatty turd than the Korrupt Korpulent Koprolite in the White House?

2) Yell "Geronimo"
3) Try to figure out who pushed you.

Make it a Pay per View, would probably raise some cash.

and no other leader would ever even try.

Good. Please - do try it. And try every other truly unhinged meme of you attempting dangerous feats of strength and daring too. You deserve it.

can use as a rope. No helmet necessary.

I double dog dare you.
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Take her up to 10,000 feet!!

He could monetize this with a pay per view event. The money he'd make would be amazing. The highest ratings. The best reviews. I'd have tears in my eyes.

Just sayin...

who has to find a rope thin enough to fit his tiny hands, yet strong enough to hold his 224-lb body weight (plus whatever his diaper-load weighs).

Why don’t you try helocasting at 50 knots and 50’ up?

It would be a laugh riot to watch your fat carcass bounce along the surface.

This 86 year old woman.

PATUXENT RIVER, MD (Spurious News Network) -- In a recent televised interview, King Donald Trump expressed a desire to "slide down a rope from a helicopter" like a SEAL Team 6 member.

He won't be doing it from any of the Navy's helicopters, according to the commander of the Navy organization in charge of those helicopters.

Vice Admiral John E. Dougherty IV, commander of Naval Air Systems Command, explained that Trump's outsized weight would prevent the Navy from allowing such a stunt to be attempted. "He weighs, what, 900 pounds? If you throw off the side-to-side balance of a helicopter to that extent as suddenly as it'd happen if Trump tried to rappel out of it, it would crash straight to the ground and right on top of him. I thought for a second, 'maybe I'll rent a Mil Mi-26, a Russian-made helicopter that's the biggest in the world, for him to do it from.' Then I called the Mil works and they told me the dynamics of Trump's immense bulk flying out the side door would crash their aircraft too. Since all these aircraft are on my hand receipt I'm not going to write the Navy a check for a new one out of my personal account because some dumbass wanted to do a publicity stunt." When asked if he worried about the president getting killed, Admiral Dougherty replied, "if Donald Trump wants to commit suicide he's more than welcome to. But he is not fucking taking three to five of my Sailors and one of my aircraft with him."

Officers commanding the Army, Air Force and Marine Corps helicopter organizations confirmed they also won't let Trump use their birds for a similar stunt. "We could send him to Fort Campbell, Ky., and let him rappel down the 34-foot tower at the Sabaluski Air Assault School," explained Major General Clair Gill, commander of the US Army Aviation Center of Excellence, "but the Black Hat instructors there believe he'd yank it over on its side. The 326th Engineer Battalion says they can rent a big crane and pull it back upright with that, but we don't want them to have to. We believe the best result if he wants to rappel is to have him do it off the side of the Pentagon. That building's big enough he couldn't possibly pull it over no matter how many Big Macs he has for breakfast."

rec this 1,000 times.

do mr president and with no help from anyone. Make sure the helicopter is high and the rope short.

I would love to see what happens

Obama would have done it, Donny. You don't want to be outdone by Obama, do you?? Please do it!

what a fucking moron

Hopefully he shows the doubters tomorrow.

A good test run would be from Marine One hovering over the newly paved over Rose Garden.

I wouldn't want to be within 5 city blocks of that mess, but he can do it wlith out my help

Please

at the very thought of the forthcoming AI videos showing a younger, svelter caped orange SuperPedoMan doing just that.

Make us proud Donnis!

I'll pay for the live stream. The ratings will be huge!!!