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GopherGal

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33. Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:42 AM

Jan 9

when he got too close to the Shady Pants/Shiny Pants Phoniness Black Hole?

Unfortunately, the Reality Obliteration team at Los Alamos that was studying the risk of such disasters was DOGEd. The SEC is still investigating irregularities in the eyeliner markets that may shed light on some leaked knowledge of the activities of the VP and the Sequined Widow.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 9 OP

Caught a glimpse of himself naked in the mirror... MiHale Jan 9 #1

Asaccckkk! I'll never get that image out of my head surfered Jan 9 #6

... MustLoveBeagles Jan 9 #21

Fatal bat bite by rabid pee wee? SheltieLover Jan 9 #2

Rabid PeeWee, 🤣 who was fed Goebbels baby food as an infant surfered Jan 9 #7

snicker! niyad Jan 9 #15

No doubt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover Jan 9 #24

Hoffentlich. Harker Jan 9 #3

I like #3 but will take #4 because OMFG he's barking mad LymphocyteLover Jan 9 #4

I'll take anything at this point surfered Jan 9 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 9 #5

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂It can't come soon enough. I'm getting tired of this carp! surfered Jan 9 #9

79 yrs ago would've bn soon enough... SheltieLover Jan 9 #26

So many possibilities & it only takes one SheltieLover Jan 9 #25

No but malaise Jan 9 #10

That was my first thought as well. niyad Jan 9 #16

Fatal exposure to "pronouns" in someone's social media profile? malaise Jan 9 #11

The pronouns in Renee Good's profile prove she was a domestic terrorist. niyad Jan 9 #17

Killed while attending ICE training. They didn't keep their weapons pointed down range, surfered Jan 9 #12

Yes, his kind of audience. .barely able to read and write. niyad Jan 9 #18

For sure! SheltieLover Jan 9 #28

In 2010 I worked for the census Orrex Jan 9 #39

The coming SCOTUS tariff decision should malaise Jan 9 #23

Omg, is he in danger of being told no? SheltieLover Jan 9 #30

Poetic justice... SheltieLover Jan 9 #27

Yeah, what she said: hlthe2b Jan 9 #13

+1 MustLoveBeagles Jan 9 #22

TickTock Joinfortmill Jan 9 #14

Burned by DC sanitation workers Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 9 #19

"Accidentally" shot by an barely literate ICE terrorist confusing him with a decent person? NNadir Jan 9 #20

Although, I don't think he could ever be confused for a decent person surfered Jan 9 #29

True, but likely in addition to being illiterate, they canmot read people either? SheltieLover Jan 9 #31

Indecent people are often confused about what decency is or might be. NNadir Jan 9 #32

Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain GopherGal Jan 9 #33

Some People Improve the World only by Leaving It-Oscar Wilde LetMyPeopleVote Jan 9 #34

No, but too many inncocent people are dead Wicked Blue Jan 9 #35

I personally am now rooting for him to slide down the rope from a Navy chopper. Initech Jan 9 #36

Was about to add this and say it can't wait for tomorrow 😂 malaise Jan 9 #37

Just when I think a headline can't be real, it is! Initech Jan 9 #38

Hehehe malaise Jan 9 #40