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Orrex

(66,710 posts)
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 06:57 AM Jan 9

Is he dead yet?

Run over by a "domestic terrorist" who was driving slowly away from him?

Fatal exposure to "pronouns" in someone's social media profile?

Mauled to death by a glove compartment full of dangerous plush toys?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 9 OP
Caught a glimpse of himself naked in the mirror... MiHale Jan 9 #1
Asaccckkk! I'll never get that image out of my head surfered Jan 9 #6
... MustLoveBeagles Jan 9 #21
Fatal bat bite by rabid pee wee? SheltieLover Jan 9 #2
Rabid PeeWee, 🤣 who was fed Goebbels baby food as an infant surfered Jan 9 #7
snicker! niyad Jan 9 #15
No doubt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover Jan 9 #24
Hoffentlich. Harker Jan 9 #3
I like #3 but will take #4 because OMFG he's barking mad LymphocyteLover Jan 9 #4
I'll take anything at this point surfered Jan 9 #8
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 9 #5
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂It can't come soon enough. I'm getting tired of this carp! surfered Jan 9 #9
79 yrs ago would've bn soon enough... SheltieLover Jan 9 #26
So many possibilities & it only takes one SheltieLover Jan 9 #25
No but malaise Jan 9 #10
That was my first thought as well. niyad Jan 9 #16
Fatal exposure to "pronouns" in someone's social media profile? malaise Jan 9 #11
The pronouns in Renee Good's profile prove she was a domestic terrorist. niyad Jan 9 #17
Killed while attending ICE training. They didn't keep their weapons pointed down range, surfered Jan 9 #12
Yes, his kind of audience. .barely able to read and write. niyad Jan 9 #18
For sure! SheltieLover Jan 9 #28
In 2010 I worked for the census Orrex Jan 9 #39
The coming SCOTUS tariff decision should malaise Jan 9 #23
Omg, is he in danger of being told no? SheltieLover Jan 9 #30
Poetic justice... SheltieLover Jan 9 #27
Yeah, what she said: hlthe2b Jan 9 #13
+1 MustLoveBeagles Jan 9 #22
TickTock Joinfortmill Jan 9 #14
Burned by DC sanitation workers Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 9 #19
"Accidentally" shot by an barely literate ICE terrorist confusing him with a decent person? NNadir Jan 9 #20
Although, I don't think he could ever be confused for a decent person surfered Jan 9 #29
True, but likely in addition to being illiterate, they canmot read people either? SheltieLover Jan 9 #31
Indecent people are often confused about what decency is or might be. NNadir Jan 9 #32
Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain GopherGal Jan 9 #33
Some People Improve the World only by Leaving It-Oscar Wilde LetMyPeopleVote Jan 9 #34
No, but too many inncocent people are dead Wicked Blue Jan 9 #35
I personally am now rooting for him to slide down the rope from a Navy chopper. Initech Jan 9 #36
Was about to add this and say it can't wait for tomorrow 😂 malaise Jan 9 #37
Just when I think a headline can't be real, it is! Initech Jan 9 #38
Hehehe malaise Jan 9 #40

SheltieLover

(77,009 posts)
2. Fatal bat bite by rabid pee wee?
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 07:24 AM
Jan 9

Mistaken by ICE for an innocent citizen & shot repeatedly in the face?

It's still early. Plenty of time for today to be our lucky day.

niyad

(129,802 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 08:14 AM
Jan 9

Last edited Fri Jan 9, 2026, 10:01 AM - Edit history (1)

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,767 posts)
9. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂It can't come soon enough. I'm getting tired of this carp!
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 08:45 AM
Jan 9

niyad

(129,802 posts)
17. The pronouns in Renee Good's profile prove she was a domestic terrorist.
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 09:03 AM
Jan 9

I wish I were making this up.

surfered

(11,767 posts)
12. Killed while attending ICE training. They didn't keep their weapons pointed down range,
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 08:50 AM
Jan 9

…fingers on triggers with safety’s off, unable to read warnings, and accidentally discharging their weapons. Professional law enforcement officers refused to attend, but Trump had found a friendly audience and couldn’t resist.

niyad

(129,802 posts)
18. Yes, his kind of audience. .barely able to read and write.
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 09:05 AM
Jan 9

Last edited Fri Jan 9, 2026, 10:02 AM - Edit history (1)

Orrex

(66,710 posts)
39. In 2010 I worked for the census
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 06:30 PM
Jan 9

My local training group had about 30 people at the start, around 25 at the end of training.

As part of the orientation, we were required to take turns reading aloud from the official manual. Nothing complex, I'd guess that it was geared to a 4th grade reading level, give or take. In retrospect I suppose this was a further screening tool; if someone can't read at all, they might not be suited to filling out forms and explaining the process to random uncounted citizens.

I was shocked at how badly almost every one of them read. I know that reading aloud is a different skill from reading to oneself, but they were sounding out passages syllable by syllable, and they were completely stumped by words like "about" and "confidential."

Not exaggerating, and honestly I felt a bit guilty reading with smooth diction, as if they'd perceive me to be showing off.

But it occurs to me that some government-assembled teams might value illiteracy or near-illiteracy, for reasons that lately seem obvious.

NNadir

(37,349 posts)
20. "Accidentally" shot by an barely literate ICE terrorist confusing him with a decent person?
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 09:29 AM
Jan 9

NNadir

(37,349 posts)
32. Indecent people are often confused about what decency is or might be.
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:41 AM
Jan 9

It's a minor point. The sooner this Caligula wannabe gets off the planet the better.

GopherGal

(2,802 posts)
33. Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:42 AM
Jan 9

when he got too close to the Shady Pants/Shiny Pants Phoniness Black Hole?

Unfortunately, the Reality Obliteration team at Los Alamos that was studying the risk of such disasters was DOGEd. The SEC is still investigating irregularities in the eyeliner markets that may shed light on some leaked knowledge of the activities of the VP and the Sequined Widow.

Wicked Blue

(8,491 posts)
35. No, but too many inncocent people are dead
Fri Jan 9, 2026, 06:18 PM
Jan 9

Counting the days until he chokes on his own hate and bile ...

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