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Warpy

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31. Food taster wisely avoided the mushrooms on his New Year's steak dinner

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 12:35 PM

Jan 1

Decided to stroll through the East Wing, forgot it wasn't there, fell head first into the mud pit left behind. Construction crew, arriving tomorrow, will thin another Jimmy Hoffa style mob hit has taken place and hurriedly erect the forms around the protruding feet for a redundant pier to support the Hermitage knockoff ballrooml. The mob owned cement company will simply fill all the forms.

After years of abuse, his heart, liver, kidneys and other internal organs explode. The resulting mess is so appalling his cabinet quits on the spot. White House staffers nail the doors to the Oval Office shut until tthey figure out how they canpossibly cope without having large Hazmat, demolition and reconstruction teams spotted. The balance of his presidency will be via Opean AI generated slop. Few will notice any difference except he won't be taking Putin's calls.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 1 OP

I vote for he and his diaper became unhinged and he fell face first in it. GreenWave Jan 1 #1

Whoops underpants Jan 1 #2

Yesterday was National Champaigne Day & Floyd had glasses of bubbly posted SheltieLover Jan 1 #8

Not yet, but it's still possible surfered Jan 1 #3

Such a positive thought conveyed through this image SheltieLover Jan 1 #7

LOL malaise Jan 1 #15

Looks like he got a little help from the little woman! Thunderbeast Jan 1 #30

"Celebrate 2026? I celebrate NOTHING... until hlthe2b Jan 1 #4

Just resting his eyes LetMyPeopleVote Jan 1 #5

Drown in his own bile from constant raging tantrums? SheltieLover Jan 1 #6

At midnight: no_hypocrisy Jan 1 #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 1 #10

Now would be good timing as the hair of the dog might ease my hangover surfered Jan 1 #11

Right now would be perfect! SheltieLover Jan 1 #13

Yep, but yesterday would have been better. Grim Chieftain Jan 1 #16

Well, 79 yrs ago would've been even better. SheltieLover Jan 1 #18

Another crime: causing bubbly to be neglected SheltieLover Jan 1 #12

We have a bottle in the frig, at the ready. yellow dahlia Jan 1 #33

No but malaise Jan 1 #14

Hmmm. Watching him suffer yellow dahlia Jan 1 #34

Agree but he's destroying the planet malaise Jan 1 #36

Right. Destroying everything. yellow dahlia Jan 1 #37

The monster will be exceptionally cruel this year when he turns 80 dalton99a Jan 1 #17

Hopefully, fate will intervene & prevent that event. SheltieLover Jan 1 #20

According to the "Peru Shamans" who seem to have a very good track record at predicting World events, your question Escurumbele Jan 1 #19

Promise? Joinfortmill Jan 1 #26

Not completely, BUT looking like DEATH may be bluestarone Jan 1 #21

Maybe! Harker Jan 1 #22

No, we were hoping to have an excuse to open our bottle of Champagne on New Year's Eve, but we're saving... NNadir Jan 1 #23

TickTock Joinfortmill Jan 1 #24

If it's possible, I'd like him to have a stroke in public duhneece Jan 1 #25

+1. "Choking like a dog" dalton99a Jan 1 #28

Everything I have read LilElf70 Jan 1 #27

The end of the hunt. Marcuse Jan 1 #29

Food taster wisely avoided the mushrooms on his New Year's steak dinner Warpy Jan 1 #31

I think not Yonnie3 Jan 1 #32

I have January 2nd 2026, in the pool started by lastlib. yellow dahlia Jan 1 #35

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