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Orrex

(66,677 posts) Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:07 AM Jan 1

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Is he dead yet?

Froze to death while wandering lost in the rubble of the East Wing?

Tripped on his diaper and fell down the steps while posing as Baby New Year?

Tripped on his diaper and fell down the steps because it was bound to happen at some point?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 1 OP

I vote for he and his diaper became unhinged and he fell face first in it. GreenWave Jan 1 #1

Whoops underpants Jan 1 #2

Yesterday was National Champaigne Day & Floyd had glasses of bubbly posted SheltieLover Jan 1 #8

Not yet, but it's still possible surfered Jan 1 #3

Such a positive thought conveyed through this image SheltieLover Jan 1 #7

LOL malaise Jan 1 #15

Looks like he got a little help from the little woman! Thunderbeast Jan 1 #30

"Celebrate 2026? I celebrate NOTHING... until hlthe2b Jan 1 #4

Just resting his eyes LetMyPeopleVote Jan 1 #5

Drown in his own bile from constant raging tantrums? SheltieLover Jan 1 #6

At midnight: no_hypocrisy Jan 1 #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 1 #10

Now would be good timing as the hair of the dog might ease my hangover surfered Jan 1 #11

Right now would be perfect! SheltieLover Jan 1 #13

Yep, but yesterday would have been better. Grim Chieftain Jan 1 #16

Well, 79 yrs ago would've been even better. SheltieLover Jan 1 #18

Another crime: causing bubbly to be neglected SheltieLover Jan 1 #12

We have a bottle in the frig, at the ready. yellow dahlia Jan 1 #33

No but malaise Jan 1 #14

Hmmm. Watching him suffer yellow dahlia Jan 1 #34

Agree but he's destroying the planet malaise Jan 1 #36

Right. Destroying everything. yellow dahlia Jan 1 #37

The monster will be exceptionally cruel this year when he turns 80 dalton99a Jan 1 #17

Hopefully, fate will intervene & prevent that event. SheltieLover Jan 1 #20

According to the "Peru Shamans" who seem to have a very good track record at predicting World events, your question Escurumbele Jan 1 #19

Promise? Joinfortmill Jan 1 #26

Not completely, BUT looking like DEATH may be bluestarone Jan 1 #21

Maybe! Harker Jan 1 #22

No, we were hoping to have an excuse to open our bottle of Champagne on New Year's Eve, but we're saving... NNadir Jan 1 #23

TickTock Joinfortmill Jan 1 #24

If it's possible, I'd like him to have a stroke in public duhneece Jan 1 #25

+1. "Choking like a dog" dalton99a Jan 1 #28

Everything I have read LilElf70 Jan 1 #27

The end of the hunt. Marcuse Jan 1 #29

Food taster wisely avoided the mushrooms on his New Year's steak dinner Warpy Jan 1 #31

I think not Yonnie3 Jan 1 #32

I have January 2nd 2026, in the pool started by lastlib. yellow dahlia Jan 1 #35

GreenWave

(12,333 posts)

1. I vote for he and his diaper became unhinged and he fell face first in it.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:09 AM

Jan 1

underpants

(194,918 posts)

2. Whoops

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:09 AM

Jan 1

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

8. Yesterday was National Champaigne Day & Floyd had glasses of bubbly posted

Reply to underpants (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:27 AM

Jan 1

My 1st thought was: is the rotten fucker dead?

surfered

(11,535 posts)

3. Not yet, but it's still possible

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:14 AM

Jan 1

Happy New Year everyone!

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

7. Such a positive thought conveyed through this image

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:25 AM

Jan 1

Hopefully, when boris goes down, he will fall directly on natasha, a true twofer.

malaise

(292,804 posts)

15. LOL

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:51 AM

Jan 1

Back at yah😀

Thunderbeast

(3,773 posts)

30. Looks like he got a little help from the little woman!

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:45 AM

Jan 1

hlthe2b

(112,814 posts)

4. "Celebrate 2026? I celebrate NOTHING... until

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:18 AM

Jan 1

they get rid of that orange blob!"

LetMyPeopleVote

(174,963 posts)

5. Just resting his eyes

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:22 AM

Jan 1

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

6. Drown in his own bile from constant raging tantrums?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:22 AM

Jan 1

Slipped all the way into the Twilight Zone? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220900133 )

no_hypocrisy

(54,288 posts)

9. At midnight:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:28 AM

Jan 1

Diet Coke went down the wrong pipe

niyad

(129,560 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:31 AM

Jan 1

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,535 posts)

11. Now would be good timing as the hair of the dog might ease my hangover

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:43 AM

Jan 1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

13. Right now would be perfect!

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:48 AM

Jan 1

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Grim Chieftain

(1,244 posts)

16. Yep, but yesterday would have been better.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:19 AM

Jan 1

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

18. Well, 79 yrs ago would've been even better.

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #16)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:41 AM

Jan 1

Poster child for birth control!

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

12. Another crime: causing bubbly to be neglected

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:47 AM

Jan 1

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

yellow dahlia

(4,557 posts)

33. We have a bottle in the frig, at the ready.

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:15 PM

Jan 1

malaise

(292,804 posts)

14. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:49 AM

Jan 1

either he croaks or Jack Smith and Dems will get him

yellow dahlia

(4,557 posts)

34. Hmmm. Watching him suffer

Reply to malaise (Reply #14)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:16 PM

Jan 1

under the honesty and brilliance and calm of Jack Smith - could be enjoyable.

malaise

(292,804 posts)

36. Agree but he's destroying the planet

Reply to yellow dahlia (Reply #34)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:18 PM

Jan 1

😀

yellow dahlia

(4,557 posts)

37. Right. Destroying everything.

Reply to malaise (Reply #36)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:23 PM

Jan 1

The sooner the better.

I will have to shelve my Schadenfreude.

dalton99a

(92,127 posts)

17. The monster will be exceptionally cruel this year when he turns 80

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:31 AM

Jan 1

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

20. Hopefully, fate will intervene & prevent that event.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #17)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:42 AM

Jan 1

Escurumbele

(4,019 posts)

19. According to the "Peru Shamans" who seem to have a very good track record at predicting World events, your question

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:41 AM

Jan 1

may be answered this New Year.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2152221/peru-shamans-give-2026-predictions-donald-trump

Joinfortmill

(20,073 posts)

26. Promise?

Reply to Escurumbele (Reply #19)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:14 AM

Jan 1

bluestarone

(21,180 posts)

21. Not completely, BUT looking like DEATH may be

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:43 AM

Jan 1

Starting from his hands, and moving towards the rest of his body. Time will tell!

Harker

(17,409 posts)

22. Maybe!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:58 AM

Jan 1

NNadir

(37,299 posts)

23. No, we were hoping to have an excuse to open our bottle of Champagne on New Year's Eve, but we're saving...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:08 AM

Jan 1

...it for something better than just another year, specifically a year without the orange pedophile.

Joinfortmill

(20,073 posts)

24. TickTock

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:10 AM

Jan 1

duhneece

(4,475 posts)

25. If it's possible, I'd like him to have a stroke in public

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:11 AM

Jan 1

…caught on video. My birthday is January 24.
What a great day to celebrate, even if we then have to contend with JD, Bondi, Mikey….

dalton99a

(92,127 posts)

28. +1. "Choking like a dog"

Reply to duhneece (Reply #25)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:28 AM

Jan 1

LilElf70

(1,380 posts)

27. Everything I have read

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:27 AM

Jan 1

indicates 2026 is his year.

Woo Hoo. We're finally here.

Marcuse

(8,794 posts)

29. The end of the hunt.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:37 AM

Jan 1

Warpy

(114,389 posts)

31. Food taster wisely avoided the mushrooms on his New Year's steak dinner

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 12:35 PM

Jan 1

Decided to stroll through the East Wing, forgot it wasn't there, fell head first into the mud pit left behind. Construction crew, arriving tomorrow, will thin another Jimmy Hoffa style mob hit has taken place and hurriedly erect the forms around the protruding feet for a redundant pier to support the Hermitage knockoff ballrooml. The mob owned cement company will simply fill all the forms.

After years of abuse, his heart, liver, kidneys and other internal organs explode. The resulting mess is so appalling his cabinet quits on the spot. White House staffers nail the doors to the Oval Office shut until tthey figure out how they canpossibly cope without having large Hazmat, demolition and reconstruction teams spotted. The balance of his presidency will be via Opean AI generated slop. Few will notice any difference except he won't be taking Putin's calls.

Yonnie3

(19,217 posts)

32. I think not

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 02:47 PM

Jan 1

I don't see or hear crowds cheering and dancing in the street with car horns blaring and fireworks erupting, but the day isn't over.

yellow dahlia

(4,557 posts)

35. I have January 2nd 2026, in the pool started by lastlib.

Reply to Yonnie3 (Reply #32)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:18 PM

Jan 1

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