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In reply to the discussion: Eff the effing Faux outrage [View all]gfarber
(204 posts)37. Faux News
There once was a pundit so loud,
Who sold outrage in bulk to a crowd.
With a sneer and a shout,
Hed whip fear round about
Till hate paid the bills he was proud.
For decades the dial spun with bile,
AM crackle, venomous style.
Day and night it would churn,
Teaching anger to earn
Fifty years of a profitable trial.
They cried shock! when the mask slipped at last,
As if history hadnt broadcast.
If you watched for a beat,
Youd seen hate on repeat
This ending was baked in the past.
There once was a grifter in orange,
Who treated the cruel as a forage.
Mocked the weak for a laugh,
Played the crowd like a staff
And called spite patriotic courage.
But louder than him, never doubt,
Were the suits who kept cutting the route.
They funded the flame,
Branded hatred as game,
Then claimed innocence, cashing it out.
Now racism, fascism, hate
All thrive on a balance sheets weight.
Theyll vanish, you see,
Only when it costs fee
When bigotry bleeds at the gate.
So spare us the faux-disbelief,
The pearl-clutching, corporate relief.
Nothing changes a thing
Till the money stops to spring,
From cruelty packaged as grief.
There once was a network called Faux,
Where truth went to die nice and slow.
They jacked fear for cash,
Turned bullshit to hash
And called lies just opinions, you know.
For fifty long years on the dial,
AM radio slobbered its bile.
Every fuckstick on air
Sold rage, fear, and despair
While cashing their checks with a smile.
Dont act fucking shocked at the mess,
Like you missed all the warning signs, yes?
If you heard one damn show,
You knew how thisd go
This wasnt a shock, it was stress.
There once was a fascist buffoon,
Painted orange like a bloated baboon.
He mocked crippled folks,
Fanned hate like a joke
And the crowd ate that shit with a spoon.
But worse than the loudmouth disgrace
Are the suits with the blood on their face.
They funded the hate,
Called it market-driven debate,
Then hid when it burned down the place.
They say, Oh dear God, how extreme!
As masked thugs drag folks off the street.
But they paid for the gear,
Bought the fear year by year
Now they clutch pearls and cry, Not me!
Dont tell me this shit came from nowhere,
Or sprang fully formed from thin air.
It was brewed, aged, and sold,
Strip-mined, packaged, and rolled
By corporations who knew and didnt care.
Racism, fascism, hate
All thrive cause they pay fucking great.
Theyll die, mark my word,
When theyre no longer worth
The profit these assholes create.
So fuck all the faux outrage cries,
And the thoughts and the prayers and the lies.
Nothing changes a damn
Till the money gets slammed
And bigotrys finally bad for those guys.
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It Is Entirely Appropriate For The Entire World To Be Outraged Over Trump's Response
MayReasonRule
Dec 16
#5
Thank's Y'all!! This Is All So Fucking Sad Watching History Repeat Itself Ad Nauseum Ad Infinitum
MayReasonRule
Dec 16
#22
This Is The Ongoing Battle Of The Ages, Delusional Malevolence Versus Reason's Rule
MayReasonRule
Dec 16
#8
One cannot reason with the unreasonable. One cannot rationalize with the irrational.
Clouds Passing
Dec 16
#19
What's the motivation for this thread? Are they pretending to give a crap about their nutcase's Reiner indecency?
NNadir
Dec 16
#7
Some reich-wingers are acting "shocked"..as if Donnie Dipshit's vileness has been a state secret
maxrandb
Dec 16
#14
Republicans and corporate America do not want young people to have critical thinking skills.
llmart
Dec 16
#23
Amd if Biden had killed the penny, oh the manufactured outrage would never stop!
GreenWave
Dec 16
#21
I believe the relevant point is not the rank hypocrisy, but the willingness of hard core believers to publicly
Martin68
Dec 16
#25
It's past time for a national strike. I mean like NOBODY goes to work tomorrow.
rickyhall
Dec 16
#32
I'm never surprised by the depravity of spoiled rotten rich people. I expect it.
Linda ladeewolf
Dec 16
#35