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gfarber

(204 posts)
37. Faux News
Tue Dec 16, 2025, 10:01 PM
Dec 16


There once was a pundit so loud,
Who sold outrage in bulk to a crowd.
With a sneer and a shout,
He’d whip fear round about—
Till hate paid the bills he was proud.

For decades the dial spun with bile,
AM crackle, venomous style.
Day and night it would churn,
Teaching anger to earn—
Fifty years of a profitable trial.

They cried “shock!” when the mask slipped at last,
As if history hadn’t broadcast.
If you watched for a beat,
You’d seen hate on repeat—
This ending was baked in the past.

There once was a grifter in orange,
Who treated the cruel as a forage.
Mocked the weak for a laugh,
Played the crowd like a staff—
And called spite “patriotic courage.”

But louder than him, never doubt,
Were the suits who kept cutting the route.
They funded the flame,
Branded hatred as “game,”
Then claimed innocence, cashing it out.

Now racism, fascism, hate—
All thrive on a balance sheet’s weight.
They’ll vanish, you see,
Only when it costs fee—
When bigotry bleeds at the gate.

So spare us the faux-disbelief,
The pearl-clutching, corporate relief.
Nothing changes a thing
Till the money stops to spring,
From cruelty packaged as grief.

There once was a network called Faux,
Where truth went to die nice and slow.
They jacked fear for cash,
Turned bullshit to hash—
And called lies “just opinions,” you know.

For fifty long years on the dial,
AM radio slobbered its bile.
Every fuckstick on air
Sold rage, fear, and despair—
While cashing their checks with a smile.

Don’t act fucking shocked at the mess,
Like you missed all the warning signs, yes?
If you heard one damn show,
You knew how this’d go—
This wasn’t a shock, it was stress.

There once was a fascist buffoon,
Painted orange like a bloated baboon.
He mocked crippled folks,
Fanned hate like a joke—
And the crowd ate that shit with a spoon.

But worse than the loudmouth disgrace
Are the suits with the blood on their face.
They funded the hate,
Called it “market-driven debate,”
Then hid when it burned down the place.

They say, “Oh dear God, how extreme!”
As masked thugs drag folks off the street.
But they paid for the gear,
Bought the fear year by year—
Now they clutch pearls and cry, “Not me!”

Don’t tell me this shit came from nowhere,
Or sprang fully formed from thin air.
It was brewed, aged, and sold,
Strip-mined, packaged, and rolled—
By corporations who knew and didn’t care.

Racism, fascism, hate—
All thrive ‘cause they pay fucking great.
They’ll die, mark my word,
When they’re no longer worth
The profit these assholes create.

So fuck all the faux outrage cries,
And the “thoughts” and the “prayers” and the lies.
Nothing changes a damn
Till the money gets slammed—
And bigotry’s finally bad for those guys.

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Eff the effing Faux outrage [View all] maxrandb Dec 16 OP
EXACTLY!!! niyad Dec 16 #1
It Is Entirely Appropriate For The Entire World To Be Outraged Over Trump's Response MayReasonRule Dec 16 #5
I like orangecrush Dec 16 #12
Thank's Y'all!! This Is All So Fucking Sad Watching History Repeat Itself Ad Nauseum Ad Infinitum MayReasonRule Dec 16 #22
Exactly. We must not normalize this. MadameButterfly Dec 16 #16
I have a truly wonderful patient who mucifer Dec 16 #2
I think you're right. yardwork Dec 16 #3
Agreed... but... FalloutShelter Dec 16 #4
This Is The Ongoing Battle Of The Ages, Delusional Malevolence Versus Reason's Rule MayReasonRule Dec 16 #8
One cannot reason with the unreasonable. One cannot rationalize with the irrational. Clouds Passing Dec 16 #19
Indeed It Is Impossible To Reason With Those That Reject Reason Itself... MayReasonRule Dec 16 #29
+10 appalachiablue Dec 16 #33
This is who they have been for a very long time. You are right. boston bean Dec 16 #6
What's the motivation for this thread? Are they pretending to give a crap about their nutcase's Reiner indecency? NNadir Dec 16 #7
Some reich-wingers are acting "shocked"..as if Donnie Dipshit's vileness has been a state secret maxrandb Dec 16 #14
A nice way of putting it "state secret." That's funny. NNadir Dec 16 #15
THIS malaise Dec 16 #9
I saw it coming with regard to Rush Limbaugh and the crapola he spewed. llmart Dec 16 #10
Critical Thinking Doodles Dec 16 #18
Republicans and corporate America do not want young people to have critical thinking skills. llmart Dec 16 #23
They fund this vile shit, but then maxrandb Dec 16 #34
Agreed. Most people have to be taught how to think critically. travelingthrulife Dec 16 #26
Very first time I caught Rush was when he had his TV show. Beartracks Dec 17 #40
When Trump is dead and buried AverageOldGuy Dec 16 #11
LOL Alice Kramden Dec 16 #13
The malice and depravity... GiqueCee Dec 16 #17
Here is the truth. OldBaldy1701E Dec 16 #20
Amd if Biden had killed the penny, oh the manufactured outrage would never stop! GreenWave Dec 16 #21
A wrecking ball to the east wing would raise oasis Dec 16 #28
Write or Call ConstanceCee Dec 16 #24
I believe the relevant point is not the rank hypocrisy, but the willingness of hard core believers to publicly Martin68 Dec 16 #25
Are we shocked by his crass ungodly assholiness? no. lastlib Dec 16 #27
Well said! kentuck Dec 16 #30
K&R Scott Alan Swaggerty Dec 16 #31
It's past time for a national strike. I mean like NOBODY goes to work tomorrow. rickyhall Dec 16 #32
I'm never surprised by the depravity of spoiled rotten rich people. I expect it. Linda ladeewolf Dec 16 #35
Hear, hear!!! BigmanPigman Dec 16 #36
Faux News gfarber Dec 16 #37
Straw that broke the maga curse ? MW67 Dec 16 #38
Oh gee. What are they outraged about now? Beartracks Dec 17 #39
100% agree with you! BoycottTwitter Dec 17 #41
Because we allowed it to happen. The Grand Illuminist Dec 22 #42
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