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mercuryblues

(16,178 posts)

6. No he is not dead

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 09:27 AM

Dec 15

His wishes for when he died was to be dipped in gold and made a statue out of. The upside is somebody didn't wait for him to die before they dipped him in gold. Now he's living in a gold shell unable to move or talk.

The things that remain the same as he still eats through a straw and is laying in his own feces

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 15 OP

An estranged drug-addled son? QueerDuck Dec 15 #1

One unloved by his narcissistic father, likes to shoot leopards? surfered Dec 15 #4

Radical left wing McD's worker laces his cheeseburger... BH liberal Dec 15 #2

Hmmmm.... surfered Dec 15 #5

Read that as ultralite001 Dec 15 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 15 #3

Drank that one this weekend after reading a Letter to the Editor surfered Dec 15 #7

Good for you! SheltieLover Dec 15 #11

🥂 surfered Dec 15 #14

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 SheltieLover Dec 15 #18

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 15 #9

Drink a 2nd bottle of bubbly when the orange shitstain is buried Martin Eden Dec 15 #16

No he is not dead mercuryblues Dec 15 #6

Too bad DU will not allow me to paste what I'd written. SheltieLover Dec 15 #8

Good people die young Bettie Dec 15 #10

"well, we say our prayers..." hlthe2b Dec 15 #12

Cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 15 #24

I Look Forward To the Day When the Answer is YES!! MissouriDem47 Dec 15 #15

Don't get me started this morning . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Dec 15 #17

It's just not in me to ever wish death or harm to someone, BUT Quiet Em Dec 15 #19

I will feel a strong desire to urinate RainCaster Dec 15 #21

You and probably millions of others. Quiet Em Dec 15 #22

Does braindead count? RainCaster Dec 15 #20

Leopards finally get around to eating his face Blumancru Dec 15 #23

Massive aneurysm brought on by Rob Reiner getting more press for half a day? nt BWdem4life Dec 15 #25

i will raise my pinky fiinger in v ictory dance when he does . AllaN01Bear Dec 15 #26

Self-imploded due to his overwhelming sense of self-importance? Blue Owl Dec 15 #27