with laxatives and The Orange Menace dies messily on his gilded bathroom throne.

I SMELL

Pardon$

Change my diaper


🤣🤣🤣

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

from a die hard Republican, who voted for Trump in 2016. His letter excoriated Trump for the meaningless FIFA Peace Prize. Cracks in Trump’s support are showing. There’s hope.

Buying a new bottle today.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

No sense not celebrating the small things while waiting.

You'll need something to fill your bladder when visiting his grave.

I hear Melania plans to charge admission at Maralago.

His wishes for when he died was to be dipped in gold and made a statue out of. The upside is somebody didn't wait for him to die before they dipped him in gold. Now he's living in a gold shell unable to move or talk.


The things that remain the same as he still eats through a straw and is laying in his own feces

the evil live for-fucking-ever.

I hope that asshole con artist is aware that when he does finally leave this earth there will be a sense of alleviation. I will not mourn, I will feel relief.

On a specific grave.

And I'll be ok with that. He brought this all on himself and he's literally asking for it.

Asking for a friend

Jr and Gums, coincidentally leopard hunting on the south lawn, try to save him but miss, and hit him squarely in the nulva.
Coroner rules accidental justifiable regicide.
Mailorderia dates Snoop Dog.