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Iggo

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13. So he doesn't even know how to flip a fucking coin?

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:36 PM

Dec 13

It’s like he never played outside before.

If he wasn’t such an asshole, I might feel sorry for his shielded privileged ass.

(I still can’t get over the fact that “groceries” is a new word for him.)

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The fucking baby at every baptism, the fucking bride at every wedding and the fucking corpse at every funeral [View all] maxrandb Dec 13 OP

did he pocket the coin toss? rampartd Dec 13 #1

No, but he fucked it up. He didn't take off his gloves, tossed it up from his palm, and it never turned over. rsdsharp Dec 13 #4

Krasnov fucks up everything. paleotn Dec 13 #9

So he doesn't even know how to flip a fucking coin? Iggo Dec 13 #13

Someday he *will* be the for-real corpse at a funeral. Ocelot II Dec 13 #2

Someday SOON -- the Death Watch has begun! Blue Owl Dec 13 #7

The most anticipated and celebrated death in human history. paleotn Dec 13 #10

Mr. Death sir, Dave Id Dec 13 #17

They could use a 55 gallon drum popsdenver Dec 13 #14

That's the day I suspend my sobriety for a single shot. Iggo Dec 13 #15

At least peacocks are beautiful; can't say the same for President Piggy. Ocelot II Dec 13 #3

No way that slept sleepy old fool stays awake for the entire game. dem4decades Dec 13 #5

I dunno GopherGal Dec 13 #11

Maybe the cold'll kill him. Iggo Dec 13 #16

I think i saw him sleep walking across the field during halftime. dem4decades Dec 13 #18

The giant turd in the bowl. Vinca Dec 13 #6

I admit I like the corpse at a funeral proposal. N/T NNadir Dec 13 #8

I turned it on. It took three seconds for the festering butt boil to appear. Dr. T Dec 13 #12