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maxrandb

(17,170 posts) Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:16 PM Dec 13

The fucking baby at every baptism, the fucking bride at every wedding and the fucking corpse at every funeral

Can't even tune into the Army-Navy game without seeing that fucking orange peacock trying to make himself the center of attention.

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The fucking baby at every baptism, the fucking bride at every wedding and the fucking corpse at every funeral (Original Post) maxrandb Dec 13 OP

did he pocket the coin toss? rampartd Dec 13 #1

No, but he fucked it up. He didn't take off his gloves, tossed it up from his palm, and it never turned over. rsdsharp Dec 13 #4

Krasnov fucks up everything. paleotn Dec 13 #9

So he doesn't even know how to flip a fucking coin? Iggo Dec 13 #13

Someday he *will* be the for-real corpse at a funeral. Ocelot II Dec 13 #2

Someday SOON -- the Death Watch has begun! Blue Owl Dec 13 #7

The most anticipated and celebrated death in human history. paleotn Dec 13 #10

Mr. Death sir, Dave Id Dec 13 #17

They could use a 55 gallon drum popsdenver Dec 13 #14

That's the day I suspend my sobriety for a single shot. Iggo Dec 13 #15

At least peacocks are beautiful; can't say the same for President Piggy. Ocelot II Dec 13 #3

No way that slept sleepy old fool stays awake for the entire game. dem4decades Dec 13 #5

I dunno GopherGal Dec 13 #11

Maybe the cold'll kill him. Iggo Dec 13 #16

I think i saw him sleep walking across the field during halftime. dem4decades Dec 13 #18

The giant turd in the bowl. Vinca Dec 13 #6

I admit I like the corpse at a funeral proposal. N/T NNadir Dec 13 #8

I turned it on. It took three seconds for the festering butt boil to appear. Dr. T Dec 13 #12

rampartd

(3,835 posts)

1. did he pocket the coin toss?

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:20 PM

Dec 13

rsdsharp

(11,794 posts)

4. No, but he fucked it up. He didn't take off his gloves, tossed it up from his palm, and it never turned over.

Reply to rampartd (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:31 PM

Dec 13

paleotn

(21,576 posts)

9. Krasnov fucks up everything.

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:51 PM

Dec 13

He's champion on only one thing. Failing upward. What a piece of shit.

Iggo

(49,662 posts)

13. So he doesn't even know how to flip a fucking coin?

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:36 PM

Dec 13

It’s like he never played outside before.

If he wasn’t such an asshole, I might feel sorry for his shielded privileged ass.

(I still can’t get over the fact that “groceries” is a new word for him.)

Ocelot II

(129,124 posts)

2. Someday he *will* be the for-real corpse at a funeral.

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:20 PM

Dec 13

And at that particular event he can have all the attention he wants.

Blue Owl

(58,180 posts)

7. Someday SOON -- the Death Watch has begun!

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:31 PM

Dec 13

paleotn

(21,576 posts)

10. The most anticipated and celebrated death in human history.

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:52 PM

Dec 13

Dave Id

(242 posts)

17. Mr. Death sir,

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:57 PM

Dec 13

Please clue the public in when Donald J Trump has an appointment with you. I need to buy party supplies.

popsdenver

(1,569 posts)

14. They could use a 55 gallon drum

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:36 PM

Dec 13

of embalming fluid, and he would still stink to high heaven.......

It has been rumored that he already has his gravesite reserved.....and they have prepared a 30 acre area around his grave by pouring a concrete slab over all 30 acres, complete with area drains every foot in all directions. Those area drains all go to a special high flow waste treatment plant at the edge of the slab.......

Iggo

(49,662 posts)

15. That's the day I suspend my sobriety for a single shot.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:38 PM

Dec 13

Maybe.

Ocelot II

(129,124 posts)

3. At least peacocks are beautiful; can't say the same for President Piggy.

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:21 PM

Dec 13

dem4decades

(13,692 posts)

5. No way that slept sleepy old fool stays awake for the entire game.

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:45 PM

Dec 13

He'll be gone after halftime.

GopherGal

(2,796 posts)

11. I dunno

Reply to dem4decades (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:56 PM

Dec 13

It's like 40 degrees in Baltimore today. If he's got a seat out in the stadium, the cold might keep him awake. More likely, he's got a nice luxury box seat where he can doze off.