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EYESORE 9001

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8. Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet'

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:39 AM

Dec 13

Universe: you’ve led a perversion of life itself through your existence. You must endure a tiny fraction of the pain and suffering you have inflicted on others - even if you’re too cognitively impaired to realize it.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 13 OP

Pummeled by 8th grade basketball team? SheltieLover Dec 13 #1

Apoplectic shock to discover he can't pardon some crimes. surfered Dec 13 #2

No doubt shocking to be told "no." SheltieLover Dec 13 #3

Yep! That's what did it. surfered Dec 13 #4

No but malaise Dec 13 #5

Truly surfered Dec 13 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 13 #6

Mine, too. Waiting, waiting, 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 13 #12

Keep it on ice... SheltieLover Dec 13 #15

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 13 #14

Had so many MRIs that his magnetic field pulled a hundred knives into where his brain was supposed to be. twodogsbarking Dec 13 #7

Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet' EYESORE 9001 Dec 13 #8

"Look everyone! There's an orange blob drowning in self-pity out there! Should we go rescue?" hlthe2b Dec 13 #9

Lied so much that his pants caught fire. Blumancru Dec 13 #10

No, but many people are 'hoping and praying'. Joinfortmill Dec 13 #13

We are all exhausted waiting LetMyPeopleVote Dec 13 #16

More people -- millions of people -- are joining his death watch every day Blue Owl Dec 13 #17

Adding this malaise Dec 13 #18

Excellent addition! SheltieLover Dec 13 #19

Most excellent malaise Dec 13 #20