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Orrex

(66,669 posts)
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 06:59 AM Dec 13

Is he dead yet?

Dried to jerky by incidental exposure to RFK Jr's tanning bed?

Squished when he tried to stop the pressing of the semiquincentennial US coins without his ghastly visage?

Squashed when an Osprey fell on him?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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SheltieLover

(76,720 posts)
1. Pummeled by 8th grade basketball team?
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 07:04 AM
Dec 13

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016419310 )

Drown in self-pity? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220863653 )

Buried under massive pile of salacious eps pix featuring the rotten orange magat?

Stroked out over public comment by gop slug: "the president’s hair is “really thinning” and nobody’s yet figured out how to get bronzer on his “albino white scalp.” ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220863990 )


niyad

(129,505 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:19 AM
Dec 13

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(76,720 posts)
14. Soon...
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 10:18 AM
Dec 13

Doctors can't keep it alive forever, no matter how much of our tax dollars they dump into their efforts.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)
7. Had so many MRIs that his magnetic field pulled a hundred knives into where his brain was supposed to be.
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:32 AM
Dec 13

EYESORE 9001

(29,449 posts)
8. Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet'
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:39 AM
Dec 13

Universe: you’ve led a perversion of life itself through your existence. You must endure a tiny fraction of the pain and suffering you have inflicted on others - even if you’re too cognitively impaired to realize it.

hlthe2b

(112,793 posts)
9. "Look everyone! There's an orange blob drowning in self-pity out there! Should we go rescue?"
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:48 AM
Dec 13

"Nahhh... There's treats on the dock!"

Blumancru

(210 posts)
10. Lied so much that his pants caught fire.
Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:50 AM
Dec 13

Mailorderia returns to Russia to a hero’s welcome.

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