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7. Had so many MRIs that his magnetic field pulled a hundred knives into where his brain was supposed to be.

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:32 AM

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 13 OP

Pummeled by 8th grade basketball team? SheltieLover Dec 13 #1

Apoplectic shock to discover he can't pardon some crimes. surfered Dec 13 #2

No doubt shocking to be told "no." SheltieLover Dec 13 #3

Yep! That's what did it. surfered Dec 13 #4

No but malaise Dec 13 #5

Truly surfered Dec 13 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 13 #6

Keep it on ice... SheltieLover Dec 13 #15

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 13 #14

Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet' EYESORE 9001 Dec 13 #8

Lied so much that his pants caught fire. Blumancru Dec 13 #10

No, but many people are 'hoping and praying'. Joinfortmill Dec 13 #13

We are all exhausted waiting LetMyPeopleVote Dec 13 #16

Adding this malaise Dec 13 #18

Excellent addition! SheltieLover Dec 13 #19

Most excellent malaise Dec 13 #20