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Orrex

(66,698 posts) Sat Dec 13, 2025, 06:59 AM Dec 13

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Is he dead yet? [View all]

Dried to jerky by incidental exposure to RFK Jr's tanning bed?

Squished when he tried to stop the pressing of the semiquincentennial US coins without his ghastly visage?

Squashed when an Osprey fell on him?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 13 OP

Pummeled by 8th grade basketball team? SheltieLover Dec 13 #1

Apoplectic shock to discover he can't pardon some crimes. surfered Dec 13 #2

No doubt shocking to be told "no." SheltieLover Dec 13 #3

Yep! That's what did it. surfered Dec 13 #4

No but malaise Dec 13 #5

Truly surfered Dec 13 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 13 #6

Mine, too. Waiting, waiting, 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 13 #12

Keep it on ice... SheltieLover Dec 13 #15

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 13 #14

Had so many MRIs that his magnetic field pulled a hundred knives into where his brain was supposed to be. twodogsbarking Dec 13 #7

Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet' EYESORE 9001 Dec 13 #8

"Look everyone! There's an orange blob drowning in self-pity out there! Should we go rescue?" hlthe2b Dec 13 #9

Lied so much that his pants caught fire. Blumancru Dec 13 #10

No, but many people are 'hoping and praying'. Joinfortmill Dec 13 #13

We are all exhausted waiting LetMyPeopleVote Dec 13 #16

More people -- millions of people -- are joining his death watch every day Blue Owl Dec 13 #17

Adding this malaise Dec 13 #18

Excellent addition! SheltieLover Dec 13 #19

Most excellent malaise Dec 13 #20

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