General Discussion

As VP, lose Vance, then comes Moses Mike as Pres with Jesus as VP. Don’t get excited, it will be white supremacy Jesus, no brown one that does not speak English. Oh hell no. MTG as house leader.
Maybe real Jesus will come out of the cave next week, and let all his rage out on fake Christian’s.
With a bunny and eggs to feed the masses. Plus a loaf of bread. Whole wheat brown. MAGA will never eat brown bread. Gotta be as white as press room Barbie. Turn all my water to wine, hopefully a great Pino Noir.
Megan Kelly will stroke at brown Jesus. What the hell. Bring out a Black Santa to celebrate the mascot of the birth of brown Jesus.
The greatest Easter EVER!!!!! I mean, as long as we are dreaming, why not go all in?
Impeachment will need to cover all traitors and Putin worshippers. Drain the fucking swamp.