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IcyPeas

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6. C'mon... you know it takes time and negotiations and persuasion to bribe doctors...

Reply to sheshe2 (Original post)

Fri Apr 11, 2025, 06:24 PM

Apr 2025

to say he's in the best health of any other human being EVER.

Or he's selling them access to his golf clubs if they publicly say how incredibly healthy he is.

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What kind of physical takes 4 hours and 45 minutes? [View all] sheshe2 Apr 2025 OP

They are trying to find a heart and are baffled by his brain Bev54 Apr 2025 #1

Impacted bowel? Captain Zero Apr 2025 #2

THey needed to do a brain scan and a heart test Jerry2144 Apr 2025 #3

Maybe he's trying to use Social Security benefits and there's a long line. n/t forgotmylogin Apr 2025 #4

removal of syncophants Sailingdiver Apr 2025 #5

C'mon... you know it takes time and negotiations and persuasion to bribe doctors... IcyPeas Apr 2025 #6

And to state his weight is 215 BonnieJW Apr 2025 #20

Maybe it required a one mile run Hassler Apr 2025 #7

Probably Timewas Apr 2025 #8

Because so many people have been doged at the Reed army hospital, HoosierDebbie Apr 2025 #29

Rubber hammer on the reflexes 3,212 hits bucolic_frolic Apr 2025 #9

Probably because he wouldn't shut up. nt Tadpole Raisin Apr 2025 #10

Had to wash off and then reapply the orange paint. MLAA Apr 2025 #11

45 minutes for the physical exam... Harker Apr 2025 #12

🤣 sheshe2 Apr 2025 #13

They're all plausible. Harker Apr 2025 #14

Did they say that he could live to 200? PCIntern Apr 2025 #15

Dear Goddess! sheshe2 Apr 2025 #17

Colonoscopy prep took three hours jmowreader Apr 2025 #16

X-rays of his head lonely bird Apr 2025 #18

As soon as they remove Vance's head, from his ass mercuryblues Apr 2025 #19

Dear Leader deserves only the FINEST colonoscopy. Buns_of_Fire Apr 2025 #21

I'm sure he gets tons of tests etc. Meowmee Apr 2025 #22

No one wanted to kacekwl Apr 2025 #23

That's true. sheshe2 Apr 2025 #24

Sounds thorough. The doctor must not have been Ronny Jackson then. surfered Apr 2025 #25

Yes... sheshe2 Apr 2025 #27

Probably took that long just to hoist his fat arse up onto the table... llmart Apr 2025 #26

It took 4 hours for him to remember "man, woman. camera, tv." nt Ilsa Apr 2025 #28

My re-post: 1- Scraping orange. 2- Gagging time. UTUSN Apr 2025 #30

Here's the doctor at Walter Reed getting ready to do Trump's rectal exam LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #31

An "annual physical" that wasn't sceduled. GoCubsGo Apr 2025 #32

Some mental exams takes time, lots of time. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #33