They had to release the shit backup. Now the US can export the most fertilizer in the world!

Only HE could do THAT in less than 90 days.
And all Americans stand behind him in that effort. Winning!

And searched for4 hours, 44 minutes before they determined he has neither

Before they cause fissures can take some time.

to say he's in the best health of any other human being EVER.

Or he's selling them access to his golf clubs if they publicly say how incredibly healthy he is.

And it took Mr. Slim four hours.

They wanted to do a colonoscopy and it took that long to clear the ass kissers out of the way.

The doc had to take over a shift in the cafeteria before he could do the procedure. All of the retained job holders have to help complete the fired employees' duties.

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4 hours for Trumpsky to correctly identify the lion, giraffe, turtle, and dog.

Good answer!

I seem to recall some shit floating around to that effect.

I sure hope not.😱

"We had to remove the blockage from his colon before inserting the endoscope. It turned out to be his head."

Revealed nothing.

Miller shoves his up there. Outside the door Roberts and Thomas are fighting who is next.

Therefore, he got the works. From insertion point to larynx, all 30 feet or so. Nothing unusual. A few KFC chicken bones, some McDonald's fries, Lindsey Graham's head...

Just like he got the best treatment for covid and survived.

be in the room when his diaper came off.

4 and a half hours to praise him, then a 15 minute exam!

which immediately collapsed.

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Kind of like that one he had back in his first term, where he went on a Saturday, "to get some of it out of the way, followed by him showing signs of having had a stroke. They are so full of shit, I can smell them from here. Wonder what they're hiding this time. No doubt Shit-for-Brains was freaking out over his massive financial fuck-up. He was probably treated for chest pains and other stress-related symptoms, while being a rapidly-deteriorating old guy. Four of those hours are how long it takes for the IV drip of B vitamins and whatever the hell else they're pumping into him these days.