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(59,630 posts) Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:38 PM Apr 2025

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Warning from Germany--if a little old grandmother rings your doorbell asking for eggs.......... [View all]

Last edited Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:20 PM - Edit history (1)

Especially, if she looks like this, the Germans are warning that under NO circumstances should you open the door!!

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Warning from Germany--if a little old grandmother rings your doorbell asking for eggs.......... [View all] DFW Apr 2025 OP

That is NOT what I expected--and wish I had not seen it! riversedge Apr 2025 #1

hey! NJCher Apr 2025 #15

Lol... sheshe2 Apr 2025 #2

Granny Krasnov (R-Felon) is out to steal your security, social and otherwise BoRaGard Apr 2025 #3

Looks like a babushka... the Russians and Ukrainians can use the idea/image too! dutch777 Apr 2025 #4

You can use the stress to make a play on words in Russian DFW Apr 2025 #8

Oh, konyetchno! dutch777 Apr 2025 #9

You are using the letters a little too literally DFW Apr 2025 #10

Yeah, sorry, that army training was all about being literal, not linguistically subtle. dutch777 Apr 2025 #23

The army was probably expecting you to decipher texts DFW Apr 2025 #25

Actually it was intercept and translate voice communications but it was not a dialog, no. dutch777 Apr 2025 #39

That was an enlightening brakester Apr 2025 #34

. WhiskeyGrinder Apr 2025 #29

конечно implies agreement kiri Apr 2025 #35

There is no connection between WhiskeyGrinder Apr 2025 #38

Protos gave us much of interest kiri Apr 2025 #40

Polish and Lithuanian heritage... MiHale Apr 2025 #11

Why did I think of... canetoad Apr 2025 #5

That's an untrustworthy-looking face if I ever saw one Hekate Apr 2025 #14

Hi! canetoad Apr 2025 #17

I am doing surprisingly okay just now, thank you! Hekate Apr 2025 #27

😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 NT Tickle Apr 2025 #6

No way. Nope. James48 Apr 2025 #7

From a completely different joke: "Die armen Deutschern Kinder haben keine eier ? Was meint er da ? ... " eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #12

Clever use of German slang DFW Apr 2025 #26

That is so funny. patphil Apr 2025 #13

ARGHHHH!!! ailsagirl Apr 2025 #16

Yikes!! Scary in any language. wordstroken Apr 2025 #18

Straight out of Hansel and Gretel. Sneederbunk Apr 2025 #19

It could be a Spanish potato farmer NickB79 Apr 2025 #20

The Witch was defeated. Raine1967 Apr 2025 #21

Bwah! (yikes 😄 ) electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #22

This post needs a warning Meowmee Apr 2025 #24

Saw this thread yesterday but finally got chance to check it out BumRushDaShow Apr 2025 #28

Too good malaise Apr 2025 #30

Oh my gosh that is so funny!!! I had to call Mr Peacetrain upstairs to see it.. Peacetrain Apr 2025 #31

Lol, that's great! Dave Bowman Apr 2025 #32

Ugly ANY way you look at it. calimary Apr 2025 #33

Holy schmutz, DFW! Niagara Apr 2025 #36

You can't be too careful these days....... n/t DFW Apr 2025 #37