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DFW

(57,748 posts)
Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:38 PM Apr 10

Warning from Germany--if a little old grandmother rings your doorbell asking for eggs..........

Last edited Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:20 PM - Edit history (1)

Especially, if she looks like this, the Germans are warning that under NO circumstances should you open the door!!

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Warning from Germany--if a little old grandmother rings your doorbell asking for eggs.......... (Original Post) DFW Apr 10 OP
That is NOT what I expected--and wish I had not seen it! riversedge Apr 10 #1
hey! NJCher Apr 10 #15
Lol... sheshe2 Apr 10 #2
Granny Krasnov (R-Felon) is out to steal your security, social and otherwise BoRaGard Apr 10 #3
Looks like a babushka... the Russians and Ukrainians can use the idea/image too! dutch777 Apr 10 #4
You can use the stress to make a play on words in Russian DFW Apr 10 #8
Oh, konyetchno! dutch777 Apr 10 #9
You are using the letters a little too literally DFW Apr 10 #10
Yeah, sorry, that army training was all about being literal, not linguistically subtle. dutch777 Friday #23
The army was probably expecting you to decipher texts DFW Friday #25
Actually it was intercept and translate voice communications but it was not a dialog, no. dutch777 Wednesday #39
That was an enlightening brakester Friday #34
. WhiskeyGrinder Friday #29
конечно implies agreement kiri Friday #35
There is no connection between WhiskeyGrinder Saturday #38
Polish and Lithuanian heritage... MiHale Apr 10 #11
Why did I think of... canetoad Apr 10 #5
That's an untrustworthy-looking face if I ever saw one Hekate Apr 10 #14
Hi! canetoad Apr 10 #17
I am doing surprisingly okay just now, thank you! Hekate Friday #27
😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 NT Tickle Apr 10 #6
No way. Nope. James48 Apr 10 #7
From a completely different joke: "Die armen Deutschern Kinder haben keine eier ? Was meint er da ? ... " eppur_se_muova Apr 10 #12
Clever use of German slang DFW Friday #26
That is so funny. patphil Apr 10 #13
ARGHHHH!!! ailsagirl Apr 10 #16
Yikes!! Scary in any language. wordstroken Apr 10 #18
Straight out of Hansel and Gretel. Sneederbunk Apr 10 #19
It could be a Spanish potato farmer NickB79 Apr 10 #20
The Witch was defeated. Raine1967 Apr 10 #21
Bwah! (yikes 😄 ) electric_blue68 Apr 10 #22
This post needs a warning Meowmee Friday #24
Saw this thread yesterday but finally got chance to check it out BumRushDaShow Friday #28
Too good malaise Friday #30
Oh my gosh that is so funny!!! I had to call Mr Peacetrain upstairs to see it.. Peacetrain Friday #31
Lol, that's great! Dave Bowman Friday #32
Ugly ANY way you look at it. calimary Friday #33
Holy schmutz, DFW! Niagara Friday #36
You can't be too careful these days....... n/t DFW Saturday #37

NJCher

(39,741 posts)
15. hey!
Thu Apr 10, 2025, 08:01 PM
Apr 10

My browser extension was supposed to turn that into a kitty!

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thanks for the laff, DFW

DFW

(57,748 posts)
8. You can use the stress to make a play on words in Russian
Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:18 PM
Apr 10

A BA-bushka in a ba-BUSH-ka.

bushka is a little old lady, and a babushka is the kerchief.

DFW

(57,748 posts)
10. You are using the letters a little too literally
Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:27 PM
Apr 10

While the ч in "конечно" is pronounced as a "tch" as a stand alone letter, at the end of an unstressed syllable, it goes soft and is pronounced like a "sh." An unstressed "o" is pronounced like an "a" too..........

Therefore, the word "конечно" is really pronounced "kan-YESH-na" in Russian.
But keep it up! It's a start, and shows you've got the initiative. Most people don't even get that far!

dutch777

(4,230 posts)
23. Yeah, sorry, that army training was all about being literal, not linguistically subtle.
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 12:14 AM
Friday

DFW

(57,748 posts)
25. The army was probably expecting you to decipher texts
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 01:17 AM
Friday

And not interrogate real Russians.

dutch777

(4,230 posts)
39. Actually it was intercept and translate voice communications but it was not a dialog, no.
Wed Apr 16, 2025, 01:36 PM
Wednesday

And most of it was in various highly formatted military message types although where you really learned things was when folks just started chit chatting and gossiping because they were bored.

brakester

(321 posts)
34. That was an enlightening
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 03:09 PM
Friday

exchange! Delight in the subtleties of language! Can't get enough of that.

WhiskeyGrinder

(24,679 posts)
29. .
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 09:29 AM
Friday
While the ч in "конечно" is pronounced as a "tch" as a stand alone letter, at the end of an unstressed syllable, it goes soft and is pronounced like a "sh."
The ч is at the end of the stressed syllable in конечно when the word is used to mean "of course." It's at the end of the stressed syllable when the word is used to mean "finite" and is pronounced t͡ɕ.

An unstressed "o" is pronounced like an "a" too..........
Not always. It depends, often on how far the o is from the stressed syllable. In молоко, each о is pronounced differently, or "reduced." The first one is closer to a schwa. The second one is closer to an ɐ. And the third one, where the accent is, is the pure-ish o.

But keep it up! It's a start, and shows you've got the initiative. Most people don't even get that far!

kiri

(928 posts)
35. конечно implies agreement
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 06:26 PM
Friday

конечно is translated by google as "Certainly of course naturally" in a way that implies OK, no problem .... to dismiss.
But this misses the very significant idea "I agree"............ кон is cognate with com.. as in 'com' munication , community, conclave = together

WhiskeyGrinder

(24,679 posts)
38. There is no connection between
Sat Apr 12, 2025, 04:57 PM
Saturday

кон- and com-. The proto-Slavic root кон- means "final" or "last"; the implication in конечно is "that's the end of it."

MiHale

(11,534 posts)
11. Polish and Lithuanian heritage...
Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:29 PM
Apr 10

Had fun with that as a youngster. Knew both languages, not well, but with no one to talk to…faded away.
Understood enough to know when I was in trouble and try to defend myself to the laughter of the elders.

Hekate

(97,215 posts)
27. I am doing surprisingly okay just now, thank you!
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 03:34 AM
Friday

Made it to a local rally last Saturday, which was energizing. Several women I met said they had felt so alone, and I was happy to say firmly, “You are not alone.”

That and a couple of other things I’m doing have been beneficial for my state of mind. Hope the same for you

James48

(4,804 posts)
7. No way. Nope.
Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:16 PM
Apr 10

“ Falls diese Oma bei dir klingelt und nach Eiern fragt
nicht aufmachen”-

If this grandma rings your doorbell and asks for eggs-

Don't open.

eppur_se_muova

(38,848 posts)
12. From a completely different joke: "Die armen Deutschern Kinder haben keine eier ? Was meint er da ? ... "
Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:31 PM
Apr 10

"Man muss Eier haben um Deutschen zu sprechen !"

DFW

(57,748 posts)
26. Clever use of German slang
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 01:24 AM
Friday

“The poor German children have no eggs? What does he mean there?”

“You have to have balls (slang usage of ‘eggs’) to speak to Germans”

BumRushDaShow

(150,817 posts)
28. Saw this thread yesterday but finally got chance to check it out
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 07:52 AM
Friday

and yikes! I CAN'T UNSEE THAT!

Peacetrain

(23,870 posts)
31. Oh my gosh that is so funny!!! I had to call Mr Peacetrain upstairs to see it..
Fri Apr 11, 2025, 09:57 AM
Friday

He went back down the stairs laughing so hard I was worried he would trip..

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