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tulipsandroses

(8,131 posts) Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:38 PM Apr 2025

Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners turn you gay [View all]

Uhm yeah...........

Right-wing Christian Nationalist podcaster Andrew Isker revealed that he’s so afraid that body scanners at airports will turn him gay that he regularly requests full-body patdowns by male TSA agents.

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“It appears having a guy touch you all over place, on its face, seems worse,” he admitted, “but you don’t really know what those things are doing to you. They can just take a picture of me naked? Like, no.”

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/christian-podcaster-wants-to-be-frisked-by-male-tsa-agents-because-body-scanners-turn-you-gay/

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Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners turn you gay [View all] tulipsandroses Apr 2025 OP

Uh huh. travelingthrulife Apr 2025 #1

Rumors (ie. made up) say that he gave the TSA 5 minutes to stop feeling his junk. TheBlackAdder Apr 2025 #20

Riiiiight. So insisting on full-body patdowns by male TSA agents isn't anything like that. Ocelot II Apr 2025 #2

YessireeBob BOSSHOG Apr 2025 #3

That is weird as f*ck! madinmaryland Apr 2025 #4

It's madness, agreed. Celerity Apr 2025 #18

In other words, he gets his jollies from being "frisked" by male TSA agents. That's a fetish LoisB Apr 2025 #5

Satire is officially dead... regnaD kciN Apr 2025 #6

"Tell me you are gay, while denying you are gay." Coventina Apr 2025 #7

You just know his name will someday appear in a news headline involving an inappropriate relationship with a minor surfered Apr 2025 #8

Andrew Isker, you're almost there MagickMuffin Apr 2025 #9

Best laugh today malaise Apr 2025 #10

Sounds like he already is. alarimer Apr 2025 #11

I thought the castro mustache look was over nt msongs Apr 2025 #12

Hmmmm? Prefers a man rather than a wand to frisk him? Hmmmm again? brush Apr 2025 #13

OhKaaaaay. Hmmmm... electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #14

Closeted gay Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners are so impersonal. n/t AntiFascist Apr 2025 #15

And 5G cell towers give him cancer, ... cancer of the critical thinking faculties. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2025 #21

What's his take on cavity checks? NickB79 Apr 2025 #16

He's afraid the cavity between his ears will be revealed by the scanner. Then it is game over. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2025 #22

Jeez, Dude, you are dumb and dumber republianmushroom Apr 2025 #19