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tulipsandroses

(8,131 posts) Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:38 PM Apr 2025

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Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners turn you gay

Uhm yeah...........

Right-wing Christian Nationalist podcaster Andrew Isker revealed that he’s so afraid that body scanners at airports will turn him gay that he regularly requests full-body patdowns by male TSA agents.

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“It appears having a guy touch you all over place, on its face, seems worse,” he admitted, “but you don’t really know what those things are doing to you. They can just take a picture of me naked? Like, no.”

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/christian-podcaster-wants-to-be-frisked-by-male-tsa-agents-because-body-scanners-turn-you-gay/

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Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners turn you gay (Original Post) tulipsandroses Apr 2025 OP

Uh huh. travelingthrulife Apr 2025 #1

Rumors (ie. made up) say that he gave the TSA 5 minutes to stop feeling his junk. TheBlackAdder Apr 2025 #20

Riiiiight. So insisting on full-body patdowns by male TSA agents isn't anything like that. Ocelot II Apr 2025 #2

YessireeBob BOSSHOG Apr 2025 #3

That is weird as f*ck! madinmaryland Apr 2025 #4

It's madness, agreed. Celerity Apr 2025 #18

In other words, he gets his jollies from being "frisked" by male TSA agents. That's a fetish LoisB Apr 2025 #5

Satire is officially dead... regnaD kciN Apr 2025 #6

"Tell me you are gay, while denying you are gay." Coventina Apr 2025 #7

You just know his name will someday appear in a news headline involving an inappropriate relationship with a minor surfered Apr 2025 #8

Andrew Isker, you're almost there MagickMuffin Apr 2025 #9

Best laugh today malaise Apr 2025 #10

Sounds like he already is. alarimer Apr 2025 #11

I thought the castro mustache look was over nt msongs Apr 2025 #12

Hmmmm? Prefers a man rather than a wand to frisk him? Hmmmm again? brush Apr 2025 #13

OhKaaaaay. Hmmmm... electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #14

Closeted gay Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners are so impersonal. n/t AntiFascist Apr 2025 #15

And 5G cell towers give him cancer, ... cancer of the critical thinking faculties. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2025 #21

What's his take on cavity checks? NickB79 Apr 2025 #16

He's afraid the cavity between his ears will be revealed by the scanner. Then it is game over. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2025 #22

Sign up for pre-check, no body scanners. Just metal detectors Bristlecone Apr 2025 #17

Jeez, Dude, you are dumb and dumber republianmushroom Apr 2025 #19

travelingthrulife

(4,463 posts)

1. Uh huh.

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:42 PM

Apr 2025

TheBlackAdder

(29,981 posts)

20. Rumors (ie. made up) say that he gave the TSA 5 minutes to stop feeling his junk.

Reply to travelingthrulife (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 10:42 PM

Apr 2025

Ocelot II

(129,083 posts)

2. Riiiiight. So insisting on full-body patdowns by male TSA agents isn't anything like that.

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:42 PM

Apr 2025

Wanna bet he goes to the airport for a patdown even when he's not traveling anywhere?

BOSSHOG

(44,738 posts)

3. YessireeBob

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:44 PM

Apr 2025

Strip me naked and frisk me but don’t touch me with that scanner.

madinmaryland

(65,668 posts)

4. That is weird as f*ck!

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:44 PM

Apr 2025

Celerity

(53,690 posts)

18. It's madness, agreed.

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 10:08 PM

Apr 2025

LoisB

(12,369 posts)

5. In other words, he gets his jollies from being "frisked" by male TSA agents. That's a fetish

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:45 PM

Apr 2025

I had not heard of before.

regnaD kciN

(27,468 posts)

6. Satire is officially dead...

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:47 PM

Apr 2025

Coventina

(29,172 posts)

7. "Tell me you are gay, while denying you are gay."

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:48 PM

Apr 2025

Own your truth.
You will be so much happier!!

surfered

(11,535 posts)

8. You just know his name will someday appear in a news headline involving an inappropriate relationship with a minor

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 05:58 PM

Apr 2025

MagickMuffin

(18,074 posts)

9. Andrew Isker, you're almost there

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:01 PM

Apr 2025

I think I know why you prefer it over a machine. Who knows that machine is probably hooked up to the internet.

Link to tweet

malaise

(292,802 posts)

10. Best laugh today

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:10 PM

Apr 2025

😀😀

alarimer

(17,146 posts)

11. Sounds like he already is.

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:17 PM

Apr 2025

Why prefer a pat-down to a scan? (other than privacy implications-which are a concern)

msongs

(73,084 posts)

12. I thought the castro mustache look was over nt

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:23 PM

Apr 2025

brush

(61,033 posts)

13. Hmmmm? Prefers a man rather than a wand to frisk him? Hmmmm again?

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:26 PM

Apr 2025

electric_blue68

(25,929 posts)

14. OhKaaaaay. Hmmmm...

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 08:17 PM

Apr 2025

Not that I care unless he's part of some anti-LGBTQI group trying to hurt people.

AntiFascist

(13,731 posts)

15. Closeted gay Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners are so impersonal. n/t

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 08:23 PM

Apr 2025

Bernardo de La Paz

(60,320 posts)

21. And 5G cell towers give him cancer, ... cancer of the critical thinking faculties. . . . nt

Reply to AntiFascist (Reply #15)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 11:02 PM

Apr 2025

NickB79

(20,247 posts)

16. What's his take on cavity checks?

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 08:41 PM

Apr 2025

Bernardo de La Paz

(60,320 posts)

22. He's afraid the cavity between his ears will be revealed by the scanner. Then it is game over. . . nt

Reply to NickB79 (Reply #16)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 11:05 PM

Apr 2025

Bristlecone

(10,999 posts)

17. Sign up for pre-check, no body scanners. Just metal detectors

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 10:05 PM

Apr 2025

I’m thinking this guy may not be traveling for the vacation, but rather the chance security line encounters. No doubt has a “wide stance” in the restrooms also.

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)

19. Jeez, Dude, you are dumb and dumber

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 10:13 PM

Apr 2025

The intelligence of some right wing nuts jobs are amazing.

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