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benfranklin1776

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5. Drowned in an ocean of Elise Stefanik's tears?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 07:48 AM

Mar 2025

Fatal blood clot from signing too many unconstitutional dictatorial executive orders?

Pummeled by righteously outraged veterans with the faulty AI hardware that will be answering their phone calls?

Tush pushed by the Eagles into the toilet during their White House visit?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 2025 OP

Ketchup bottle smashed against wall. C_U_L8R Mar 2025 #1

No but if lying was a disease malaise Mar 2025 #2

I'm praying now. If I end up in hell with him. So be it. Joinfortmill Mar 2025 #3

Unfortunate accident while inspecting an A-10 Warthog? CaptainTruth Mar 2025 #4

Drowned in an ocean of Elise Stefanik's tears? benfranklin1776 Mar 2025 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 2025 #6

I laugh with this daily malaise Mar 2025 #9

Tried to ride a bicycle. Choked on gum while trying to chew it while walking. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #7

unfortunately no, he is not dead yet Celerity Mar 2025 #8

The Praetorian Guard poisoned the Cheetos surfered Mar 2025 #10

Dug hole attempting to get out of sand trap & fell through? SheltieLover Mar 2025 #11

Uncertain, as he Gordcanuck Mar 2025 #17

Hahaha SheltieLover Mar 2025 #18

Head spins 360 degrees, breaking his neck Martin Eden Mar 2025 #12

If I'm still alive it will be a relief Meowmee Mar 2025 #13

Killed by the flames when his hairspray propellant to keep his combover from blowing away catches fire? NNadir Mar 2025 #14

Nope 3auld6phart Mar 2025 #15

When he is, it's going to be one hell of a party! One for the ages!!! paleotn Mar 2025 #16

You had me at "Taken out," Orrex. "Fatally" as well. birdographer Mar 2025 #19

Attacked by a rogue glacier while visiting Greenland? 58Sunliner Mar 2025 #20

The bad news not yet, but there are hopes and prays, (every night), republianmushroom Mar 2025 #21

Crashed his golf cart into Musk's Tesla and they both died in a massive explosion Blue Owl Mar 2025 #22