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Orrex

(64,998 posts) Sat Mar 29, 2025, 07:24 AM Mar 29

Is he dead yet?

Taken out by Social Security beneficiaries in an understandable act of self-preservation?

Taken out by Smithsonian operatives in an understandable act of self-preservation?

Fatally stripped his gears during abrupt 180° on Canada?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 29 OP

Ketchup bottle smashed against wall. C_U_L8R Mar 29 #1

No but if lying was a disease malaise Mar 29 #2

I'm praying now. If I end up in hell with him. So be it. Joinfortmill Mar 29 #3

Unfortunate accident while inspecting an A-10 Warthog? CaptainTruth Mar 29 #4

Drowned in an ocean of Elise Stefanik's tears? benfranklin1776 Mar 29 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 29 #6

I laugh with this daily malaise Mar 29 #9

Tried to ride a bicycle. Choked on gum while trying to chew it while walking. twodogsbarking Mar 29 #7

unfortunately no, he is not dead yet Celerity Mar 29 #8

The Praetorian Guard poisoned the Cheetos surfered Mar 29 #10

Dug hole attempting to get out of sand trap & fell through? SheltieLover Mar 29 #11

Uncertain, as he Gordcanuck Mar 29 #17

Hahaha SheltieLover Mar 29 #18

Head spins 360 degrees, breaking his neck Martin Eden Mar 29 #12

If I'm still alive it will be a relief Meowmee Mar 29 #13

Killed by the flames when his hairspray propellant to keep his combover from blowing away catches fire? NNadir Mar 29 #14

Nope 3auld6phart Mar 29 #15

When he is, it's going to be one hell of a party! One for the ages!!! paleotn Mar 29 #16

You had me at "Taken out," Orrex. "Fatally" as well. birdographer Mar 29 #19

Attacked by a rogue glacier while visiting Greenland? 58Sunliner Mar 29 #20

The bad news not yet, but there are hopes and prays, (every night), republianmushroom Mar 29 #21

Crashed his golf cart into Musk's Tesla and they both died in a massive explosion Blue Owl Mar 29 #22

C_U_L8R

(47,067 posts)

1. Ketchup bottle smashed against wall.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 07:51 AM

Mar 29

Flying glass boomerang. Bled out all over his hamberders.

Anticipation.

malaise

(282,923 posts)

2. No but if lying was a disease

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:23 AM

Mar 29

even his bones would have decayed by now

Joinfortmill

(17,795 posts)

3. I'm praying now. If I end up in hell with him. So be it.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:42 AM

Mar 29

CaptainTruth

(7,536 posts)

4. Unfortunate accident while inspecting an A-10 Warthog?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:46 AM

Mar 29

benfranklin1776

(6,807 posts)

5. Drowned in an ocean of Elise Stefanik's tears?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:48 AM

Mar 29

Fatal blood clot from signing too many unconstitutional dictatorial executive orders?

Pummeled by righteously outraged veterans with the faulty AI hardware that will be answering their phone calls?

Tush pushed by the Eagles into the toilet during their White House visit?

niyad

(123,199 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:48 AM

Mar 29

His one atom of self-awareness activates, and he offs himself?

malaise

(282,923 posts)

9. I laugh with this daily

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:56 AM

Mar 29

😀

twodogsbarking

(13,306 posts)

7. Tried to ride a bicycle. Choked on gum while trying to chew it while walking.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:49 AM

Mar 29

Celerity

(49,263 posts)

8. unfortunately no, he is not dead yet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:49 AM

Mar 29

surfered

(6,115 posts)

10. The Praetorian Guard poisoned the Cheetos

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 08:57 AM

Mar 29

SheltieLover

(66,310 posts)

11. Dug hole attempting to get out of sand trap & fell through?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 09:13 AM

Mar 29

Pelted with snowballs by angry Greenlanders?

Laughed off the world stage, slipped & had a tragic fall...

Rebuffed by President Zelenskyy & the entire free world, injuring his snowflake fefes & causing a stroke.

Hope springs eternal...

Gordcanuck

(54 posts)

17. Uncertain, as he

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #11)

Sat Mar 29, 2025, 09:59 AM

Mar 29

felll into a sinkhole that opened under a sand trap at Bargo Cargo. Authorities fear the “ worst”, having found only a spat-up adult diaper at the edge of an underground river known to be an alligator passageway .