Flying glass boomerang. Bled out all over his hamberders.

Anticipation.

even his bones would have decayed by now

Fatal blood clot from signing too many unconstitutional dictatorial executive orders?

Pummeled by righteously outraged veterans with the faulty AI hardware that will be answering their phone calls?

Tush pushed by the Eagles into the toilet during their White House visit?

His one atom of self-awareness activates, and he offs himself?

😀

Pelted with snowballs by angry Greenlanders?

Laughed off the world stage, slipped & had a tragic fall...

Rebuffed by President Zelenskyy & the entire free world, injuring his snowflake fefes & causing a stroke.

Hope springs eternal...

felll into a sinkhole that opened under a sand trap at Bargo Cargo. Authorities fear the “ worst”, having found only a spat-up adult diaper at the edge of an underground river known to be an alligator passageway .

Good one!

Although he may be possessed by a demon, he is not Linda Blair.

I already drank one of the rose champagne I bought for the occasion.

Dang what a shame. , it’s getting worse by the day.

Killed in his sleep by Melania who was having an OBE?

the good news we are day closer to that party day.