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erronis

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52. Because the xian "faith" and "principles" give him a list of things to violate.

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 03:27 PM

Dec 24

Boy goes to confession and tells the priest he has been with a girl of loose morals.
"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Kate Dannaher?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"

"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."

Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who asks him, "How'd it go?"

He answers, "Well, I got ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers... and three great leads."

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Cardinal says Donald Trump "takes his Christian faith seriously [View all] douglas9 Dec 24 OP

You mean his faith that God has ordained him to rule over the entire world? tanyev Dec 24 #1

He doesn't even believe that. Those are words that came tumbling out of his upper orifice. erronis Dec 24 #50

Trump is not a Christian. He has not accepted Jesus as his Savior And has not sought forgiveness 4 his sins. Trueblue1968 Dec 24 #75

OMG sinkingfeeling Dec 24 #2

If he takes his Christian faith so seriously, Ocelot II Dec 24 #3

That has long been my thought Hekate Dec 24 #30

You said it all. My thoughts exactly. La Coliniere Dec 24 #39

Because the xian "faith" and "principles" give him a list of things to violate. erronis Dec 24 #52

Toss in some adultery and mercuryblues Dec 24 #62

+100,000 wnylib Dec 24 #64

Dolan is right get the red out Dec 24 #4

As seriously as some clergy members of various faiths take altar boys? marble falls Dec 24 #5

When you lie as much as Dolan does, what is one more? Easy peasy. RockRaven Dec 24 #6

I knew it would be Dolan.. yorkster Dec 24 #7

Was about to post the same thing. GoCubsGo Dec 24 #38

So how does that explain JFK, RFK, Lincoln, MLK, Gandhi etc. newdeal2 Dec 24 #8

Catholic julmur Dec 24 #9

Looks like snowybirdie Dec 24 #10

A hahahahahaha. Proves he is 100% full of shit. JanMichael Dec 24 #11

Like the time he put the kids in cages? Kid Berwyn Dec 24 #12

Like the time a hurricane hit Puerto Rico? Kid Berwyn Dec 24 #61

Oh Puleeze... & I see he Doesn't EITHER Cha Dec 24 #13

Whaaaaaaaaa! Brainstormy Dec 24 #14

Dolan is an idiot SocialDemocrat61 Dec 24 #15

'Groups Condemn Appointment of Archbishop Dolan to Cardinal of New York' sop Dec 24 #16

I don't listen to people TlalocW Dec 24 #17

He does have The Seven deadly Sins covered. multigraincracker Dec 24 #18

I'm sorry...is this the opening joke in a stand-up act? Aristus Dec 24 #19

Dolan denies life saving medical care to women and wallows with Trump delisen Dec 24 #20

Dolan is a full on clown Prairie Gates Dec 24 #21

This message was self-deleted by its author dalton99a Dec 24 #22

Did Dolan earn his 30 pieces of silver? What a fucking asshole. kysrsoze Dec 24 #23

God is watching,Timmy. returnee Dec 24 #48

But Dolan edhopper Dec 24 #24

Yeah, sorry, get out of jail free cards don't work in real life. Initech Dec 24 #25

Maybe tomorrow Traildogbob Dec 24 #26

What a crock of absolute horse shit Docreed2003 Dec 24 #27

Porcine 3auld6phart Dec 24 #28

And they wonder why Catholics left the Church Ritabert Dec 24 #29

One PeDo To Another Deep State Witch Dec 24 #31

Donald J. Trump; the republicans' Messiah who ridicules Holy Communion. keithbvadu2 Dec 24 #32

Dolan was bought and paid for a long time ago krawhitham Dec 24 #33

He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means. bluesbassman Dec 24 #34

Ahura Mazda is LOL.* RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Dec 24 #35

I'm so glad I'm Jewish Danmel Dec 24 #36

I was just saying that to my sister, Dammel PlanetBev Dec 24 #47

Stick a menorah in the window and you're done Danmel Dec 24 #49

Probably said it with a straight face, too... Wounded Bear Dec 24 #37

Ha-ha! Mike Nelson Dec 24 #40

Of course he does, his religion is a complete fraud too. Autumn Dec 24 #41

Dolan's stil mad that he didn't get to be pope Retrograde Dec 24 #42

JFC, why can't these people at least be honest about why they support him. Bleacher Creature Dec 24 #43

I find that interesting -misanthroptimist Dec 24 #44

Bullshit. Oh such bullshit. (nt) Paladin Dec 24 #45

JFC - somebody's expecting a fat envelope this year. Vinca Dec 24 #46

He's being paid by the church to say that Blue Owl Dec 24 #51

So did Elmer Gantry. no_hypocrisy Dec 24 #53

Yeah. That's why claudette Dec 24 #54

Does he bury his ex wife on sacred ground or on tax dodging golf courses? GreenWave Dec 24 #55

And the surprises just keep happening. nt LAS14 Dec 24 #56

Dolan wants to humanize one man while dehumanizing all women. delisen Dec 24 #57

Welp, he probably takes it as seriously as Cardinal Dolan CanonRay Dec 24 #58

Dolan and trump share a belief - there is no gawd and there is no rurallib Dec 24 #59

I'm calling bulls**t! surfered Dec 24 #60

This makes me sick .... Mossfern Dec 24 #63

Post removed Post removed Dec 25 #87

because raw dogging a p0rn star is in the bible... right? WarGamer Dec 24 #65

The church he and his family attended kskiska Dec 24 #66

This idiot has been hitting the wine too hard LetMyPeopleVote Dec 24 #67

Right, the living embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins "takes Christian faith seriously" sakabatou Dec 24 #68

If I Rebl2 Dec 24 #69

Fart noises Solly Mack Dec 24 #70

Must be one of the Arizona cardinals instead. n/t valleyrogue Dec 24 #71

This is why decreasing numbers of people take the church seriously Blue_Tires Dec 24 #72

If i wasn't already a recovering Catholic, this would do it Maeve Dec 24 #73

Just like all those pedo priests. milestogo Dec 24 #74

An example of why people are so turned off by religion these days - it is anything but righteous. walkingman Dec 24 #76

If you needed any more proof that the Catholic Church is no longer a serious Christian entity, there you have it. Wiz Imp Dec 24 #77

NOT A CHANCE. elleng Dec 24 #78

IMHO. Cardinals and Bishops in the RCC are of the Republican class of this organization. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 24 #79

LMAO Mysterian Dec 24 #80

Methinks Jilly_in_VA Dec 24 #81

Just another reason why I could Dr. Shepper Dec 24 #82

That is simultaneously the Bettie Dec 25 #83

The documentary Mea Maxima Culpa Mz Pip Dec 25 #84

If you believe this Meowmee Dec 25 #85

He would not be on a revenge crusade if he took his Christian faith seriously. lees1975 Dec 25 #86

"Archbishop of New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan said that Donald Trump 'takes his Christian faith seriously'." LudwigPastorius Dec 25 #88

Dolan is quite obviously OPUS DEI Captain Zero Dec 25 #89

What a load of crap. spanone Dec 25 #90

Think he would have let the Holy Family stay at a trump hotel? Danmel Dec 25 #91