Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Pastafarians

Showing Original Post only (View all)

A HERETIC I AM

(24,658 posts)
Thu Dec 24, 2015, 03:36 PM Dec 2015

A Seasons Greeting from one of your hosts; [View all]

YOU'RE ALL WANKERS!

That is all.


Now....go forth and multiply....er...Swab the Poop deck...er...um....drink heavily!

Yeah! That's it.

DRINK FUCKING HEAVILY (but do so safely)

And may you all have the happiest of Christmases and a very happy New Year.

All the best.

Paul.

Edit to say....you can all get together and buy me one of these for Christmas;



142' Perini Navi. Only $8.6 mil.

I'll take delivery in Barbados

Edit again....forgot the seasoning. A pile-o'-Paprika should suffice;

4 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Be merry this Christmas, Heretic. Curmudgeoness Dec 2015 #1
Drinking heavily, safe in my recliner. SusanCalvin Dec 2015 #2
Despite you foul, insulting language... ;) Yorktown Dec 2015 #3
YO HO HO! hermetic Dec 2015 #4
Latest Discussions»Retired Forums»Pastafarians»A Seasons Greeting from o...»Reply #0