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redqueen

(115,173 posts)
12. Msybe he knows that for his partner, it would be.
Mon Dec 16, 2013, 09:40 AM
Dec 2013

I'm reminded of this bit by Louis C.K.

We're so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’ “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’

– Oh, Louis CK

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Good god those guys are nuts ismnotwasm Dec 2013 #1
It sounds like this is the kind of guy who's never had consensual sex Warpy Dec 2013 #2
I'd keep him away from sheep farms, too. Ken Burch Dec 2013 #5
LOL ismnotwasm Dec 2013 #7
A doll if anything. redqueen Dec 2013 #10
What's the point, indeed? lolly Dec 2013 #3
+1 redqueen Dec 2013 #11
Manboobz, Freeper Madness and FSTDT intaglio Dec 2013 #4
They consider sex a "duty"? jmowreader Dec 2013 #6
Msybe he knows that for his partner, it would be. redqueen Dec 2013 #12
I think there's a lot of truth to that ismnotwasm Dec 2013 #19
And for the third time in three days, I invite these assholes to Sheldon Cooper Dec 2013 #8
Reminds me of a joke: DetlefK Dec 2013 #9
Why would a woman marry a jerk like this? CrispyQ Dec 2013 #13
Sometimes the true depth of jerkiness is not revealed until after the wedding. MadrasT Dec 2013 #14
I will never understand why anyone would want to have sex with someone redqueen Dec 2013 #15
Me neither. MadrasT Dec 2013 #18
"... apparently not, if you just view the other person as a sperm receptacle." redqueen Dec 2013 #22
Yes, I forget that these types can sometimes be very charming. --nt CrispyQ Dec 2013 #16
For sure MadrasT Dec 2013 #17
In some cases they aren't finding women to marry them gollygee Dec 2013 #20
we live in a society wehre not only beautiful, but computerized perfect women are presented to men seabeyond Dec 2013 #21
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