2016 Postmortem

You need to lay down the LAW. We've been approaching them with facts and reason...they want righteousness and STFU. Really. Truly. They want to be TOLD.

I laid it *down* with that motherfucker. I started like this: "I love MY country. I *don't* love Russia. Obviously, you feel differently since Donald Trump was on Vladimir Putins DICK all election long. But emails were more important to you because that is what Russia *TOLD* you to think. Now, we'll bend over while Russia shoves it up our ass and Donald begs to slurp on Valdmir's dick because emails. Because Monica. Nice goin', DUDE. Thank God our state is sold blue"