Sister in law friend kept asking me out. [View all]

I’m not looking or interested or ready been year since I lost Liz i doubt I’ll ever date again.

Sister in law gave my number to friend without permission my youngest brother and her very conservative and they know this lady from the church they attend.

So she was texting me I’m being polite yet she is not understanding I’m not interested yet she keeps pushing the your only 57 we shouldn’t be alone.
And so she text me yesterday asking what would it take for us to go out and see if we have chemistry.

I replied if you wanna get naked on our first date and paint each other with Elmer’s paste we used in elementary school and let me lick it off your elbows ok I’ll go out.

She responded in all caps WHAT.

I replied I’m a freak. Have not heard from her since.