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Here are 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles:
Q. Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean?
A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it. [Tweet this]
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock whil everyone was in liquidation.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. [Tweet this]
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve! [Tweet this]
Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it. [Tweet this]
<snip>
Q. Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean?
A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it. [Tweet this]
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock whil everyone was in liquidation.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. [Tweet this]
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve! [Tweet this]
Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it. [Tweet this]
<snip>
~Oh stop . . . stop! You're killing me!
Like the "Author, Bible Teacher, Joy Seeker" says: 23 of the best Bible jokes
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