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onager

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22. She's mean as ever, thanks for asking!
Thu Apr 23, 2015, 09:07 PM
Apr 2015

Hopefully my house hunt is almost over and I won't be right underfoot bugging her much longer.

It's been a busy year. Sold place in Los Angeles, had to find a place here. Found a great house that's been on the market for THREE YEARS. Asked the realtor if it was built on an ancient burial ground or something. (Which wouldn't matter to an Evil Atheist, of course!) Turned out to be a nasty divorce. Involving a couple in their 80's. WTF? Seems like they could have hung on a little longer and, uh, let Nature take its course...

Latest hot gossip in these parts: at the local high school, two boys got caught making love in the locker room. Giant shitstorm. I think some parents want the school closed, afraid their kids will Catch Teh Gay.

So far all I've heard is rumors. But South Carolina is already marked for Gawd's destruction because of Chase Culpepper - the transgender teen who just sued the state DMV and WON! (For the right to have the driver license picture taken wearing makeup etc.)

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I've always rather liked the ...ah..."Funny Feeling" BlueJazz Apr 2015 #1
You're a bad person! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #8
Fetishizing a piece of paper, as always. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #2
As someone who was raised without religion beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #9
An atheist church of bacon lovers? Sign me up! trotsky Apr 2015 #3
Damn you trotsky! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #10
"Say 'unitive and procreative' again! Rob H. Apr 2015 #4
LMAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11
use of the genital sexual faculty. AlbertCat Apr 2015 #5
How to woo a potential partner: AlbertCat Apr 2015 #6
It sure gives me a funny feeling. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #12
Obviously this is not a serious religion. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #7
And exorcisms! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13
Can our Atheist Church of Bacon Lovers allow sex for the fun of it? Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #14
Our love of porking has nothing to do with loving pork. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #15
LOL. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #16
But women should suffer the consequences of their immoral actions. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #17
Currently playing at the local Baptist church... onager Apr 2015 #18
They sure do fantasize about being persecuted. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #20
She's mean as ever, thanks for asking! onager Apr 2015 #22
I'm glad to hear it. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #23
Well nil desperandum Apr 2015 #19
It's amazing, isn't it? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #21
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