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nil desperandum

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19. Well
Thu Apr 23, 2015, 12:14 PM
Apr 2015

clearly this stuff is far more ridiculous because well, this:

8. Are divorced Catholics permitted to receive holy Communion?

A divorced Catholic who is not remarried can usually receive holy Communion. Divorce is not intrinsically evil, and so it is not necessarily a sin. But divorce can sometimes be a serious sin, depending on the intention and the circumstances. A divorced Catholic should consult with his pastor or his confessor about whether or not he has sinned by getting a divorce.

Divorced and remarried Catholics are not allowed to receive Communion because they are having sexual relations with a person to whom they are not married in the eyes of God and the Church. If the prior marriage was the true Sacrament of Marriage, then the divorce cannot break the bond of the Sacrament. The couple remains married to each other in the eyes of God and the Church. So when that person remarries, he or she is having sexual relations outside of a valid marriage.

Divorced and remarried Catholics can sometimes obtain an annulment, if the previous marriage was, for some reason, not the true Sacrament. Another option is for them to cease from sexual relations, but stay together for the sake of the children. A third option is for them to separate. After any of these three options, with confession and permission from the Church, they may resume receiving holy Communion.


If you're divorced no more jesus cookies for you because you can't stop being married if the church married you and while living in sin with a partner who actually treats you like a human you and your god aren't connected anymore...but if you make a sizable donation to the rectory fund the church will be happy to annul your first marriage thus apparently allowing some man, just not your ex to actually break the sacred godly union....

You just can't make this stuff up...and some poor fool is now all broken up over this stupidity...

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I've always rather liked the ...ah..."Funny Feeling" BlueJazz Apr 2015 #1
You're a bad person! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #8
Fetishizing a piece of paper, as always. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #2
As someone who was raised without religion beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #9
An atheist church of bacon lovers? Sign me up! trotsky Apr 2015 #3
Damn you trotsky! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #10
"Say 'unitive and procreative' again! Rob H. Apr 2015 #4
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use of the genital sexual faculty. AlbertCat Apr 2015 #5
How to woo a potential partner: AlbertCat Apr 2015 #6
It sure gives me a funny feeling. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #12
Obviously this is not a serious religion. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #7
And exorcisms! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13
Can our Atheist Church of Bacon Lovers allow sex for the fun of it? Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #14
Our love of porking has nothing to do with loving pork. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #15
LOL. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #16
But women should suffer the consequences of their immoral actions. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #17
Currently playing at the local Baptist church... onager Apr 2015 #18
They sure do fantasize about being persecuted. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #20
She's mean as ever, thanks for asking! onager Apr 2015 #22
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Well nil desperandum Apr 2015 #19
It's amazing, isn't it? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #21
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