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AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
6. How to woo a potential partner:
Wed Apr 22, 2015, 11:17 AM
Apr 2015

Just say:

"Sexual acts are not exempt from the moral law. To be moral, each and every knowingly chosen sexual act must have three good fonts of morality. The intention must be good, the moral object must be good, and the good consequences must outweigh any bad consequences.

In order to have a good moral object, each and every sexual act must be marital and unitive and procreative. Each and every moral sexual act always has these three meanings: marital, unitive, procreative. The deprivation of any one or more of these meanings from the moral object causes the sexual act to be intrinsically evil and always gravely immoral. "

works every time!


What's that line from the film "Beetlejuice"?

"This reads like stereo instructions...."

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I've always rather liked the ...ah..."Funny Feeling" BlueJazz Apr 2015 #1
You're a bad person! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #8
Fetishizing a piece of paper, as always. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #2
As someone who was raised without religion beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #9
An atheist church of bacon lovers? Sign me up! trotsky Apr 2015 #3
Damn you trotsky! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #10
"Say 'unitive and procreative' again! Rob H. Apr 2015 #4
LMAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11
use of the genital sexual faculty. AlbertCat Apr 2015 #5
How to woo a potential partner: AlbertCat Apr 2015 #6
It sure gives me a funny feeling. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #12
Obviously this is not a serious religion. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #7
And exorcisms! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13
Can our Atheist Church of Bacon Lovers allow sex for the fun of it? Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #14
Our love of porking has nothing to do with loving pork. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #15
LOL. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #16
But women should suffer the consequences of their immoral actions. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #17
Currently playing at the local Baptist church... onager Apr 2015 #18
They sure do fantasize about being persecuted. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #20
She's mean as ever, thanks for asking! onager Apr 2015 #22
I'm glad to hear it. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #23
Well nil desperandum Apr 2015 #19
It's amazing, isn't it? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #21
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