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NanceGreggs

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1. Not a joke per se ...
Wed Apr 13, 2022, 06:14 PM
Apr 2022

... but a true story.

In 1991, I was attending religious instruction (what we all lovingly called "Jew School" ) as part of a year-long process to convert to Judaism.

Just before Passover, we attended a lecture explaining the different parts of the Seder, and their meaning.

When our teacher got to the part about hiding the Afikomen and the reward offered to the child who found it, he said the following:

"When I was a kid, the reward for finding the Afikomen was usually five dollars. But things have changed, and kids are much more sophisticated nowadays. In other words, this is the part of the Seder where many of you will be meeting your child's lawyer for the first time."

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Not a joke per se ... NanceGreggs Apr 2022 #1
Also not a joke, but a true story MyMission Apr 2022 #3
Who can resist ... NanceGreggs Apr 2022 #4
Got a Passover joke? Pass 'em over. Srkdqltr Apr 2022 #2
Very tangential. OilemFirchen Apr 2022 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author Anon-C Apr 2022 #6
LOL! Behind the Aegis Apr 2022 #7
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