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cloudbase

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Wed Apr 13, 2022, 05:37 PM Apr 2022

Got any Passover jokes? Post 'em up here. [View all]

I could use some new material.

A few years ago, one of my seder guests was a friend who happened to be blind. We were passing the matzo around, and he took a piece and ran his finger over it, and said, "Who wrote this shit?"




(Told to me by a rabbi decades ago.)

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Not a joke per se ... NanceGreggs Apr 2022 #1
Also not a joke, but a true story MyMission Apr 2022 #3
Who can resist ... NanceGreggs Apr 2022 #4
Got a Passover joke? Pass 'em over. Srkdqltr Apr 2022 #2
Very tangential. OilemFirchen Apr 2022 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author Anon-C Apr 2022 #6
LOL! Behind the Aegis Apr 2022 #7
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