Republican Jesus Commandments [View all]

1. Money is your God
2. Thou shall idolize money
3. Thou shall not misuse the name of money
4. Thou shall always keep money holy.
5. Thou shall honor money only
6. Thou shall not kill white people
7. Thou shall always be unfaithful
8. Thou shall steal whatever you want from those you hate
9. Thou shall be a pathological liar
10. Thou shall hate the black and brown skin people unless they’re under 14. or a fetus.