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CaptYossarian

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6. They only get FOX News.

Sat Jul 13, 2019, 01:30 PM

Jul 2019

My theory of Heaven and Hell is this: If your life on Earth was a living Hell--as in poverty, bad health, abuse or family separation--you are guaranteed a place in Heaven.

If you are born to privilege and money--and take every advantage (military deferments, not being punished for crimes, mistreating/torturing fellow human beings, being a traitor to your country, etc.)--you will rot in Hell for eternity.

Donald Trump and his crime family & cronies can go rot in Hell.

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There are not many people in paradise, but the population of hell is huge?!?! [View all] Soph0571 Jul 2019 OP

Big opportunities in hell for housing construction! RKP5637 Jul 2019 #1

Thought the Bible says only 144,000 would go to heaven. sinkingfeeling Jul 2019 #2

Some are going to Heaven. Others are getting their own planet. 3Hotdogs Jul 2019 #3

Only mormons get their own planet. Voltaire2 Jul 2019 #4

How are people tortured in Hell edhopper Jul 2019 #5

They only get FOX News. CaptYossarian Jul 2019 #6

Remember, God is all powerful. Mariana Jul 2019 #9

Not too worried about the conventional Christian views on Hell (or Heaven). gtar100 Jul 2019 #7

Trump carries around his own Hell with him every day. eom guillaumeb Jul 2019 #8

Fick. Iggo Jul 2019 #10

Much ado about nothing. AtheistCrusader Jul 2019 #11