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MineralMan

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22. God Created Boys and Girls, Not Boys and Steve.

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #21)

Mon Jun 24, 2019, 09:19 AM

Jun 2019

God Created Slugs and Snails, Not Slugs and Steve.

And speaking of snails, most, if not all, snails are hermaphrodites. Each snail has both sets of reproductive organs. When they mate, both impregnate each other. Because, really, you can never have too many snails! "Male and female created he ALL OF THEM!"

I like it. It's a good game!

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Stupid Church Repeats Stupid Slogan [View all] MineralMan Jun 2019 OP

Oh gawd.... LakeArenal Jun 2019 #1

A real estate office near me periodically puts up "America - Love It or Leave It"... EarnestPutz Jun 2019 #2

Things like that are evidence of either ignorance or stupidity. MineralMan Jun 2019 #4

Mineral, you always write so well. "Stupidly is irreversible" is a better way of... EarnestPutz Jun 2019 #18

If I remember correctly(not at all a sure bet) aka-chmeee Jun 2019 #6

Jesus wasn't alive to create Adam and Eve rurallib Jun 2019 #3

Well, that's a doctrinal issue, isn't it? MineralMan Jun 2019 #5

The children of Adam and Eve had sex with each other. Voltaire2 Jun 2019 #7

So it is written. But so are a lot of things written. MineralMan Jun 2019 #8

The children of Adam and Eve had sex with each other Mariana Jun 2019 #16

how convenient Voltaire2 Jun 2019 #17

Kinda like the promise of reward and punishment which can't be verified Major Nikon Jun 2019 #25

Where in the Bible wryter2000 Jun 2019 #9

Read John: MineralMan Jun 2019 #10

Only in that sense wryter2000 Jun 2019 #11

It all depends on the denomination, really. MineralMan Jun 2019 #12

They spent the first 400 years murdering Voltaire2 Jun 2019 #15

Many make many conclusions. Igel Jun 2019 #20

Once in awhile we sing the Athanasian Creed TrogL Jun 2019 #23

Nice, but still confusing, isn't it? MineralMan Jun 2019 #24

"God made gay people, too." Ohiogal Jun 2019 #13

Well, see...but...you know... MineralMan Jun 2019 #14

It was... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #19

Oh, fun! The Replace a Word with Steve Game! Not gonna brag, but I'm totes awesome at it. Act_of_Reparation Jun 2019 #21

God Created Boys and Girls, Not Boys and Steve. MineralMan Jun 2019 #22