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Act_of_Reparation

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21. Oh, fun! The Replace a Word with Steve Game! Not gonna brag, but I'm totes awesome at it.

Mon Jun 24, 2019, 09:17 AM

Jun 2019

God created Peanut Butter and Jelly, not Peanut Butter and Steve.
God created Proctor and Gamble, not Proctor and Steve.
God created Amos and Andrew, not Amos and Steve.
God created 23andMe, not 23andSteve.
God created Chicken and Waffles, not Chicken and Steve.
God created A&W, not A&Steve.
God created Arm and Hammer, not Arm and Steve.
God created Spaghetti and Meatballs, not Spaghetti and Steve.
God created Black and Decker, not Black and Steve.
God created Sausage and Peppers, not Sausage and Steve.
God created Rwanda and Burundi, not Rwanda and Steve.
God created Kashmir and Jammu, not Kashmir and Steve.
God created Ratchet and Klank, not Ratchet and Steve.
God created Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, not Rosencrantz and Steve.
God created Ben and Jerry, not Ben and Steve.
God created Johnson and Johnson, not Johnson and Steve.

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Stupid Church Repeats Stupid Slogan [View all] MineralMan Jun 2019 OP

Oh gawd.... LakeArenal Jun 2019 #1

A real estate office near me periodically puts up "America - Love It or Leave It"... EarnestPutz Jun 2019 #2

Things like that are evidence of either ignorance or stupidity. MineralMan Jun 2019 #4

Mineral, you always write so well. "Stupidly is irreversible" is a better way of... EarnestPutz Jun 2019 #18

If I remember correctly(not at all a sure bet) aka-chmeee Jun 2019 #6

Jesus wasn't alive to create Adam and Eve rurallib Jun 2019 #3

Well, that's a doctrinal issue, isn't it? MineralMan Jun 2019 #5

The children of Adam and Eve had sex with each other. Voltaire2 Jun 2019 #7

So it is written. But so are a lot of things written. MineralMan Jun 2019 #8

The children of Adam and Eve had sex with each other Mariana Jun 2019 #16

how convenient Voltaire2 Jun 2019 #17

Kinda like the promise of reward and punishment which can't be verified Major Nikon Jun 2019 #25

Where in the Bible wryter2000 Jun 2019 #9

Read John: MineralMan Jun 2019 #10

Only in that sense wryter2000 Jun 2019 #11

It all depends on the denomination, really. MineralMan Jun 2019 #12

They spent the first 400 years murdering Voltaire2 Jun 2019 #15

Many make many conclusions. Igel Jun 2019 #20

Once in awhile we sing the Athanasian Creed TrogL Jun 2019 #23

Nice, but still confusing, isn't it? MineralMan Jun 2019 #24

"God made gay people, too." Ohiogal Jun 2019 #13

Well, see...but...you know... MineralMan Jun 2019 #14

It was... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #19

Oh, fun! The Replace a Word with Steve Game! Not gonna brag, but I'm totes awesome at it. Act_of_Reparation Jun 2019 #21

God Created Boys and Girls, Not Boys and Steve. MineralMan Jun 2019 #22