Religion

I went into a doctor's office and told the lady behind the counter kids are dumb I don't want any of them, and she was like, "Fair enough. Here's your referral."

I went to a urologist's office and was disappointed to find an empty parking lot where I expected a picket line of angry protestors looking to scream and yell and otherwise shame me from my decision to annihilate billions of potential human lives with two pokes of a sharpened hemostat. "Oh, well," I said. "I've come all this way..."

And so I left 30 minutes later with a slight limp and pain in my nethers.

Yes, the Catholic Church still opposes contraception. But they only care enough to do something about it when it's contraception women want.