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14. Even worse than Santa Clause...

Tue Mar 26, 2019, 10:52 AM

Mar 2019

...

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Santa, only sees you when sleeping, and apparently only some sort of on/off indicator when awake and or bad/good.

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Christian Blogger: A Woman Not in the Mood Can't "Deprive Her Husband Sexually" [View all] NeoGreen Mar 2019 OP

This lady is twisted. madaboutharry Mar 2019 #1

These people won't be happy until, we are living in Gilead. dewsgirl Mar 2019 #2

The idea is that women are just property The Genealogist Mar 2019 #3

Funny how we never see articles about how "Christian" husbands spooky3 Mar 2019 #4

And when you're done, get your ass up and make him a ham sandwich! LuvNewcastle Mar 2019 #5

Could she be the inspiration for Mrs. Betty Bowers? spooky3 Mar 2019 #6

No different than racism or misogyny Major Nikon Mar 2019 #8

I guess that I am blasphemous Sherman A1 Mar 2019 #10

What a moronic thing to say! MineralMan Mar 2019 #9

So it is written, so it shall be. Major Nikon Mar 2019 #11

Lay down, Sally... MineralMan Mar 2019 #12

So, god is a peeping tom? a perv? angstlessk Mar 2019 #13

Even worse than Santa Clause... NeoGreen Mar 2019 #14