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8. Where'd Jesus get a license

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:01 AM

Feb 2019

I mean, Jesus isn't even an American. Just another friggin' immigrant that thinks he can flaunt the laws of the US. LOCK 'EM UP!

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Man Lets Jesus Take The Wheel And Truck Flips 5 Times [View all] Major Nikon Feb 2019 OP

Officer I swear the meth was driving,... magicarpet Feb 2019 #1

You have to admire his faith, tho Major Nikon Feb 2019 #2

Well, close underpants Feb 2019 #5

I stay away from vehicles with "Jesus is my navigator" bumper stickers More_Cowbell Feb 2019 #3

Why drive Harker Feb 2019 #4

Joke is on you Midnightwalk Feb 2019 #6

And Jesus said... Ohiya Feb 2019 #7

Please, not when I'm drinking coffee. JayhawkSD Feb 2019 #14

Lol Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2019 #17

Where'd Jesus get a license zipplewrath Feb 2019 #8

jesus needs to go back to driving school samnsara Feb 2019 #11

Jesus rode on a donkey. You can let an ass like that MineralMan Feb 2019 #12

Jesus always let others do the driving Wednesdays Feb 2019 #13

"My lawyer suggests I talk about my deep faith instead of my drugs" struggle4progress Feb 2019 #15

Lmao...that worked well Docreed2003 Feb 2019 #16