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Runningdawg

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10. I will just add

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2018, 12:14 PM

Dec 2018

Don't get caught wearing pants or you will need them to hide the welts.
Shaving your head is NOT an appropropriate response to the above punishment.
Never, no matter how old you get, no matter how good you think your relationship is with your parents as an adult, NEVER go home again. When you leave, the church will punish your parents.

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Important Lessons I Learned in Church [View all] MineralMan Dec 2018 OP

Important thing I learned at Independent Baptist churches growing up? lark Dec 2018 #1

As a young airman mickswalkabout41 Dec 2018 #2

Wow! The "Love of God" was surely on display there. MineralMan Dec 2018 #3

I'll share mine The Genealogist Dec 2018 #4

Thank you for your additional lessons! MineralMan Dec 2018 #5

I taught Genesis 38 unc70 Dec 2018 #6

I asked about Lot and his daughters when I was about 12. MineralMan Dec 2018 #7

I was pretty much excused from Sunday School after that unc70 Dec 2018 #8

You naughty boy, you! MineralMan Dec 2018 #9

I will just add Runningdawg Dec 2018 #10

Wow! MineralMan Dec 2018 #11

Sounds like you were really paying attention. gtar100 Dec 2018 #12

Perhaps others learned different things. guillaumeb Dec 2018 #13

No doubt. MineralMan Dec 2018 #14